Private Finders Stealers

[Velran Kilran]

Location: Kessel Prison

The Imperial Shuttle made its way towards the large asteroid overlooking the planet of Kessel. 5 Star Destroyers surrounded the asteroid while two TIE fighters followed the shuttle. Velran Kilran sat comfortably inside of the cockpit leaning against the leather chair. A smile slowly formed on his face while the asteroid in view became bigger revealing the many facilities that was built into its rocky terrain. "Imperial Shuttle EM-300," A voice spoke through the intercom. "State your reasons of your arrival."

"To meet an old friend," Velran replied stroking his massive moustache. "Tell Grand Moff Wain Hosla that the Eggman has arrived. I'll send ya a code transmission."

The cockpit fell silent with the only noises being the mechanical hums by the TIE fighter patrols. Velran placed his elbows against the controls of the shuttle rapidly tapping the radar. "You are clear to proceed," The voice replied. "The Grand Moff will be meeting as soon as you land."

"Excellent!" Velran guided the shuttle to the massive docking bay ahead while he stared at his daughter: Kanni Ugaiya Kilran . "Get ready Kanni," Velran said shutting off the radio. "As soon as we land, our work begins. Keeping my old friend in the dark won't be easy."

 

[Kanni Ugaiya Kilran]

Current Outfit

Spoiler: Music OOC

Inside the cockpit, Kanni was inside the cockpit. She thought about that for a moment. It wasn’t the first time that she had gotten to sit side by side with her father. To walk side by side. To fight side by side. Yet there they were, together once again, on a mission, and that was something that didn’t happen often enough as far as the daughter was concerned.

Her gaze trained on the viewport, peering beyond it and upon the asteroid, as a voice inside her head told her that it would soon be time to remind her master why she existed to begin with. Why he created her and chose her and gave her his last name. Proving her worth to him was something she had already done. Yet it was just as much something she had to do consistently. Show him, Kanni.

She looked like she was up to it. Though she loved her green crop top and beige shorts this occasion didn’t really warrant that outfit. Her giant shuriken, though it could collapse and be hidden on her back, could have fit with her panda cape but, more importantly, her armor was needed. Practicality mattered particularly when on the job and there's your distorted personality.

“I’m ready.” Always ready, baby. Straight face, hood lowered, a few bangs of hair brushed away. “Let’s DO THIS!” She punched the air with so much excitement her fist went too far and she hit the cockpit. “OW OW OW OW OWWW”

Velran Kilran

 

[Velran Kilran]

A wide grin formed on Velran's face, he sat there a proud papa watching his beloved daughter learn about the nuances of life. Ever since Kanni was created, Velran learned that life was a precious thing and one that shouldn't be wasted. Velran had lots of plans for Kanni, she will be molded into the perfect heir. She would bold, creative, merciless, just like her dear old Dad. "My greatest creation," Velran thought watching Kanni recoil in pain from accidentally colliding her fist with the ceiling.

"Now baby girl," Velran said. "I know you're eager to kill, so am I but we have to be patient. So first, I would like you to change your clothing because we need to appear presentable and not like we're just here to steal a Super Star Destroyer."

Velran chuckled. "We're going to entertain my old friend and then we're going to kill them all when the time is right." He pulled out an A.I chip from his pocket a wicked smile forming on his lips. "Can you feel it wonderful daughter?!" Velran yelled. "IT'S EVOLUTION! EVOLUTION!"

Kanni Ugaiya Kilran

 

[Kanni Ugaiya Kilran]

Patient, her father said. She had to be patient. So Kanni would be because her commander commanded it. She would learn patience, become patience, be patient. That was her mission. Except it wasn’t the first time she had been issued this mission. Maybe she would finally accomplish it?
At the next objective to change her outfit, she looked down at it and frowned. Did she really look like she was here to steal a Super Star Destroyer? Black. Red. Hood on my head. Yep I look like a frikkin’ ASSASSIN. Papa was right. Papa was always right. Velran Kilran could not be denied.

“EVOLUTION!” Kanni echoed, as Wonderful Daughter, and Baby Girl. “EVOLUTION!” She spread her arms wide like a bird whipping its wings only to slap both hands on some surface on the ceiling. “OWWIIIEEEEEEE”

Some time later and Kanni reappeared before her father in her more casual outfit that would hopefully be enough to deceive Father’s friend.

“How’s this!?”

Unfortunately it did little to hide the shuriken on her back so she promptly swung another garment over her shoulders.

"Now we're ready to visit your friend and get our mission done! It's gonna be awesome!"

Velran Kilran

 

[Velran Kilran]

Nostalgia was something that Velran distasted, during his time at the Imperial academy (which he graduated top of his class) Velran would always roll his eyes towards those who would wax poetic about the Empire of old. The Empire of Palpatine and Darth Vader, they were ruthless and someone to be admired and emulated, but Empries needed to constantly evolve. A nostalgia filter is the only thing that's blocking the way of success that and a lot of hookers and spice that his colleagues part took in during Velran's academy years. Velran never understood why the women were always at his heels, begging him to frack, date or worst case: Both.

It was strange, Velran wasn't the handsome devil when he was younger, he was repulsive. "My daughter," Velran said as the ramp began to descend. "Who you are about to see is a sad pathetic old man, who clings onto the glory days. He was my..... friend: Wain Hosla from the Imperial academy back when the Empire was known as the New Imperial Order."

Velran began to descend down the ramp. "He's going to talk a lot of..... the good times we've had in the Academy." Velran said. "He's also an obstacle, he has rejected my offer to join my Empire."

He took a deep breath blowing on his moustache. "Hosla will be dealt with," Velran said. "But for now let us 'mingle' with him."

As soon as he finished, Velran spotted Wain dressed in clean admiral robes flanked by two Darktroopers. What surprised Velran was that Wain grew a black beard that covered his face, he was always one who was clean shaven. "Velran Kilran!" The Wain spoke in a deep and commanding voice. "It's been years! My goodness! What the hell happened to you?! You like a melted avacado that happened to have hairy worm on his face."

Velran remained silent before breaking out into laughter.


"You're always the funny one!" Velran laughed. "Which is why I always wanted to cut your tongue."

"And who's this?" Wain said pointing at Kanni. "Your maid or something?"

"No that is my daughter." Velran said. "Why don't you introduce yourself my lovely girl who can do no wrong."

Kanni Ugaiya Kilran

 

[Kanni Ugaiya Kilran]

Sad and pathetic old man, her father said. Granted, in time spent, others had claimed the same of her father. Yet they met a quick end after his daughter had taken their heads. Or a slow death if she was feeling less merciless and pain was on the menu to boot. Woot w00t!

Wain Hosla. Kanni immediately committed the name to memory the way one commits blades within an arena. Talks a lot? Check! Obstacle? Check! Rejected Father? Check! Off with his head? Check CHECK!

“Mingle? Okay! But keep me single and please don’t wave me off to a husband I dun even want, mkay?”

Honestly that’s all Kanni needed to work with but when Emperor Velran Kilran said ‘dealt with’ and ‘let us’ then it was as much a promise as a command given his plans were grand and his princess loved him like she loved donuts because donuts were delicious and Daddy had a brilliantly deliciously wicked crispy-cookie grin oh yes yuppy-wuppy wmmmmhmmmmmmmm—

Cue the insult on Father’s skull by this ‘gentleman’ in clean admiral robes flanked by two Karkpoopers. What surprised Kanni was that she didn’t immediately whip out her shuriken and smash the troopers into smithereens and make their idiot commander bleed in karkin’ heartless heartbeats for his insolence.

I’ll show YOU an avocado as I turn you into a worm with a face like Picasso for your brazen bravado!

Velran laughed a moment later and so did Kanni Kilran.

“GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”

"Your maid or something?"

"Why don't you introduce yourself my lovely girl who can do no wrong."

So Kanni promptly gazed at Wain the way you want to eat someone's brains.

You’re a kriffing ugly chit. I want to stab you to death and play around in your blood.


But—

“I am Kanni Ugaiya Kilran!”

And oh boy oh girl oh buddy-wuddy she could do wrong like Donkey Kong high on spice with a rocket launcher O yes sir!

"Please show me your tasty treats, sir!"

She bowed politely.

While seething murder within her.

Velran Kilran

 

[Velran Kilran]

"Oh!" Wain looked at Kanni who politely introduced herself. "You have a daughter Velran?! It's hard to believe the misanthropic supreme finally found someone to settle down with! Miracles do happen after all!"

"Kanni is my miracle," Velran gently placed a hand over Kanni's shoulder. His greatest creation, his pride and joy. The future of the Empire of the Lost will with Kanni. Velran has spent every waking hour of his life training Kanni to rule, to lead the fledging Empire when he was gone. "I'm sure Rycus Kilran is looking down at the fine addition to the family."

"Uh Huh," Waid gave Velran a simpering smirk. He felt tempted to kill the bastard right now. Waid was always teasing Velran back at the academy, he would always brag that he was better at leading, had a better family bloodline, and had all of the ladies. As if being a ladies man was a true mark of an Admiral. "I hate everything about you." Verlan thought his gaze glowering over Waid his fists shaking with rage. "Who was the lucky lady?" Waid asked shaking Velran out of his hateful glare.

"There was no mother," Velran responded bluntly.

"Ah what?" Waid chuckled before staring at Kanni. "As you see your father is a bit.... odd. So who is your mother?"

"I'm her mother!" Velran growled. "And her father."

"Okay you've never been right in the head man!" Waid said. "But whatever! I'm pretty sure you want to know why I rejected joining your little Empire."

"Little?" Velran asked chuckling. "We've taken over the Tion Cluster, Auril Sector, and are sweeping the Kessel Sector. We're more than just little."

"Sure." Wald shook his head. "Come on, let's catch up on some old times."

Kanni Ugaiya Kilran

 

[Kanni Ugaiya Kilran]

Spoiler: Music OOC

Kanni is my miracle.

For a moment, the vicious and twisted murderess princess restrained a tear from slipping from her eyelid to her cheek and wiped it with the image of just itching an itch, whatever that means.

F-Fawva!

Truly, there was no other father to Kanni than Father Velran Kilran, formerly General Velran Kilran when he found her, now Emperor Velran Kilran…AND LET THE WHOLE GALAXY WITNESS HIS BRILLIANCE OR THEY SHALL FACE THE MIGHTY BLADE OF PUNISHMENT mkay.

However, there was a hand on her shoulder, her very own father’s mighty and brilliant and majestic and questionably brutish hand no less but who cares it was fantastic.

“Uh huh,” said Waid. It was as if he dismissed the words of his Emperor. Waved away the hand the Emperor placed on the shoulder of his daughter and his crown empress. How bold. Kanni Ugaiya Kilran thought at that moment. To be so insulting…

Lucky lady? What did Waid think? That Kanni was conceived the same way as an idiot like him? Father offered bluntly that there was no mother. His daughter was ever grateful for it. She only needed one parent. One inspiration. One source for her strength.

Velran Kilran represented Kanni Kilran’s mother and father. There was no mistake. He had trained her. Given her everything. She loved him. His wisdom. His strategic brain. His quick-thinking and his tactics in the game. His vicious streak and his tenderness in between. She loved everything about him.

Never been right in the head, man? Kanni repeated in her head after Waid. She would remember that. Little Empire? Oh, no, she would never forgive that. Catch up on some old times. Kanni smiled. However, underneath her visage, she frowned.

I hate everything about you.

And moved in silence. Yet, the moment someone did something stupid, like Waid or his cronies, Kanni Ugaiya Kilran would explode. As far as she was concerned, she might bite her tongue but she was ready to eliminate this piece of chit in a heartbeat, carve his heart apart and make him eat his brains while he was still breathing. It would be great, mkay? Bet. Heh.

Velran Kilran