Fire for Effect's Catalog - Your Alternate Damage Specialists

[Sere Reene]

[member="Kiyron"]
Authorized! With a free bottle of almost genuine corellian whiskey! If you are not satisfied with the taste our experts assure us it can double as a handy molotov cocktail!
(Hey good buddy, good to see him still kicking!)

[member="David Hoxt"]

Authorized as well as offering our free exploding vong miniature collectible for exploding fun at social gatherings, we are including a free jawa palm size droid lookalike, for all your miniature scavenging exploding needs.

 

[Jen]

A message directed through the CryptNet would find its way to the Fire For Effect marketplace:

"I request 3 x SK-45-BR and 3 x ATRS - FFE, please. - P."


[member="Sere Reene"]

 

[Sere Reene]

[member="Jen"]
Encrypted and sent via the many relays that FFE use to move their funds, transactions and signals with anonymity...
SK-45-BR Dispatched x3!
ATRS technicians can assist your designs and will be dispatched for modest fee x3
Included for free are the last 3 years in crypnet slicer group musical compositions, now in 16 Millions Bits! Now playing... Poka dancing ewoks from heaven, in d minor.

Total payment for the SK-45-BR x3 is 75,000 credits.
Total payment for the ATRS x3 + Installation is 90,000 credits.
Pending Acceptance of terms.

OOC: ATRS has to be inbuilt, so you can put it on any tech, vehicle, fail safe etc you want once x 3 . If you try to swap it or open the circuitry after its done the system will fry, that's what its designed to stop, people getting a look at your work or goodies.

 

[Jen]

[member="Sere Reene"]

\\User - P : We will be taking the SK-45 BR only then. Considering the price. We shall only be ordering 1. Thanks in advance. Deliver to the following mail box, coordinates enclosed in following encoded attachment.//

 

[Sere Reene]

[member="Jen"]
\\ Authorized! Thank you for your business! //

 

[Matt the Radar Tech]

[member="Sere Reene"]

Hello, intriguing looking humanoid. I require weapons, for myself and my mercenary company. I hope you can help:

• SW-12 Jack-Knife x5
• TS-Vonginator 500 x5
• CB-1 Icebreaker x5

Thank you, reptilian-like being. I have credits for you on approval.

 

[Sere Reene]

[member="Kur"]
Approved!

Enjoy a multitude of killing enterprises while advertising your business!
One free pack of courtesy exploding business cards that you can explode remind your enemies who it was that shot them!

Thank you for you business
FEE offer no guarantee on the cards effectiveness, and accept no liability that signing your name won't cause premature fun to occur.