Goddess
“You do realize that Jedi collect them too, right? To keep them from falling into the wrong hands? And I didn’t even find a holocron! I bought an old lightsaber, whoop-dee-doo.”
She didn’t even like lightsabers. They were terrifying cylinders of fiery death. She had bought it as a consolation prize, thinking perhaps that she might be able to give it as a gift to a friend. Which, at this time, she had only one friend, who was also her boyfriend… who was also the only real reason she was still with the Sith. Look, it’s not often that you find a male ginger who is actually handsome on top of having a great personality, so cut her a frakking break…
But whatever. It was all semantics anyway. And cad-boy was determined to be the “best Jedi ever”, so it wasn’t a good idea to argue.
“Yeah yeah, I’m sure, Boy Blunder. What do you want to do, fight me in the middle of the street?”
She didn’t even like lightsabers. They were terrifying cylinders of fiery death. She had bought it as a consolation prize, thinking perhaps that she might be able to give it as a gift to a friend. Which, at this time, she had only one friend, who was also her boyfriend… who was also the only real reason she was still with the Sith. Look, it’s not often that you find a male ginger who is actually handsome on top of having a great personality, so cut her a frakking break…
But whatever. It was all semantics anyway. And cad-boy was determined to be the “best Jedi ever”, so it wasn’t a good idea to argue.
“Yeah yeah, I’m sure, Boy Blunder. What do you want to do, fight me in the middle of the street?”