Ardgal Raxis
More than a Man
DXUN
Every now and then you had to just kill something, skin it, cut it open, and roast it over a blazing open fire. For Ardgal, that was most days when he was in the field. He remembered many a time, trundling through Felucia, the forest moon of Endor, or Pzob recently, and now once more on Dxun. And here on the demon moon, there was a lot to kill.
A cracking sound filled the air as another massive tree from the surrounding jungle was felled, landing on the mounting burn pile with a thunderous roar. Ardgal looked up from the datapad in his hands to see several of his commandos from Alpha Company quickly mount the pile, armed with gas cans. They clambored across the difficult mound, splashing their contents with glee. The warrior shook his head with a slight chuckle, turning back to the numbers.
"Where do you want the rest of the tanks?" Virgil asked over the comm link in Ardgal's ear. "The whole East side is covered by the gun displays."
"Move them to the south corner, I don't want the pass cut off to the jungle, just in case someone wants to take them out for a test drive," Ardgal said scrolling through the inventory in his hand.
A massive whoosh went up mixed with a wave of heat and a roar of delight. The bondfire began to roar and crackle as the flames took hold and devoured its contents with delight. Homer, chief field medic under RMIA, reported to Ardgal, massive mug of beer in his tawny, tanned hands, "The kegs have been set up, sir. And let me tell you," he took a sip from his glass, "I was right, this is a good brew. You should consider having a mug or two."
"You know alcohol has no effect on me," Ardgal said with a hint of disappointment, "A tragic side effect of being biologically altered."
"Suit yourself," Homer said with a shrug, "I guess I should go stand by that fire anyway. We are about to start putting the meat on. I'm sure there are some fools who would love to shove their arms or legs in there for a third degree burn or something."
"Don't work too hard," Ardgal called after him, "Its a social after all."
"I'd say the same to you," Homer shouted back over his shoulder. "But you won't listen."
The general sighed and pocketed his datapad. Everything was going well. A few customers were already taking advantage of the open firing range and free test drives for the tanks and walkers. As part of the RMIA social, all of their wares were both on sale and up for free test drives or firing. Of course, being on Dxun, there were plenty of prey out there to slot with the RMIA arsinol here. All anyone had to do was slap down a few credits and get cracking. Of course, other gun companies had been invited, it was a gun social after all. Anything that could be used for land warfare was welcome to be showcased by their proprietors and there was even a promise for a door prize to those who attended. But Ardgal was not about to say what exactly until he was ready to start giving away the secret goods. He had personally handled it, all to keep it secret.
Medical staff were on hand for anyone who got a little too much liquid courage for their senses, and as for security? It was RMIA, a social filled with Mandalorian super soldiers, commandos, and soldiers, all wielding guns and booze. Anyone stupid enough to try anything was better off dead--evolutionarily speaking.
Ardgal crossed his arms, his gauntlets clacking against his dark beskar chestplate as he eyed one of the beer kegs.
"Ah damn it all," he shrugged before making his way across the clearing. Even he had to live sometimes.
HEY! Welcome to the RMIA gun social. All of RMIA's products are FIFTY PERCENT OFF if purchased in this thread. A link to the products is in my sig, under "Amazing Guns." Take a look, its all here, buy what you want, just make it an in character transaction. Don't worry about necessarily having to check out with Ardgal, there are sales reps on hands I can RP for you--or you can just RP them if you want.
And when you are done? Well stick around for the beer, meat, and fire. Or, feel free to just go hunting in the dangerous jungle around us. Later there will be a door prize--for those who make at least 4 posts. All will get to have this gift, and trust me you will want to have this. Its free, just post 4 times in the thread, that's it!
Got your own guns, tanks, armor and stuff for sale? Or you just wanna shoot your super awesome rifle on the open range? Feel free to come show your stuff. If you post 4 times, you too get the door prize.
If you get in a fight with someone else.... just don't break my stuff (or just buy one of my guns to shoot the other guy).
Have fun yall.
And when you are done? Well stick around for the beer, meat, and fire. Or, feel free to just go hunting in the dangerous jungle around us. Later there will be a door prize--for those who make at least 4 posts. All will get to have this gift, and trust me you will want to have this. Its free, just post 4 times in the thread, that's it!
Got your own guns, tanks, armor and stuff for sale? Or you just wanna shoot your super awesome rifle on the open range? Feel free to come show your stuff. If you post 4 times, you too get the door prize.
If you get in a fight with someone else.... just don't break my stuff (or just buy one of my guns to shoot the other guy).
Have fun yall.