Commodore Helix
Disintegrations done dirt cheap.
Yes, yes, I know that isn't a lot for most of you, but since I post with all the speed of a redwood tree adding growth rings, I feel good. Which is why I decided to bring my ego crashing back down to earth with one of these thingies. Am I awesome? Do I suck? Should I retire from writing forever? Do I not commit enough war crimes for your taste? Be honest! List my shortcomings (both as a writer and character) in agonizing detail! (Not really, pls no bully.)