Hello everyone

[Jan VonFowl]

[member="Tarazet Acsada"]

Welcome.... Please feel free to...

1) Avoid the crazy bi-seductress ladies ([member='Enigma'], [member='Darth Praelior'], [member="Darth Sinna"])
2) Slap every Gungan you see.
3) Shamelessly thread-stalk whenever you want. (*looks at [member='Thurion Heavenshield'] and [member='Coci Sinopi']*)
4) Play every stupid posting game we've managed to create.
5) Eat all the sweets! *Steals Dark Cookies, Brownies, and Jedi Pie and cake*
6) Step on people.... *Steps on [member='Mit Tuxaire']
7) Punt Ewoks.
8) Pet the kitties... *Strokes [member='Mrrew']*

Did I forget anything?

 

[Elani Zambrano]

1) Avoid the crazy bi-seductress ladies (Enigma, Darth Praelior, Darth Sinna)

Severely upset I am not in this list.

 

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Jan VonFowl"]
Woah there, just because I go about acting like a flirt doesn't mean I'm looking to bed anyone. I have [member="Enigma"] for that. Soon.
Anywho, I am the person you should look to for taming and controlling sithspawn, which means should you find yourself on a mission to hunt down a Leviathan or a Terentatek, I would be your girl.

(Of course I don't assist Jedi, so that would be out of the question for them. Well, I don't help them unless it helps my plans.)

[member="Elani Zambrano"]
He refers to the women whom he think are bi-seductresses due to our looks and how we act when we're trying to get our way. What he really means is: "1.) Avoid the Sith Beauties"

 

[Jan VonFowl]

[member="Elani Zambrano"]

I apologize very much for not including you in the list of crazed Sith ladies. You deserve better.

*Scribbles name on in crayon*

There.


[member="Darth Sinna"]

It's my little joke, only actually based off of two or three threads I've ever read of yours....

But still, it's worth the reaction.

 

[Mrrew]

Spoiler

 

[Elani Zambrano]

[member="Darth Sinna"] If that's the case, then I am enormously upset I am not in that list.

[member="Jan VonFowl"] Woohoo!

 

[Balaya Praelior Zambrano]

1) Avoid the crazy bi-seductress ladies (Enigma, Darth Praelior, Darth Sinna)

Ah why am I on the list? Closest I ever came to seducing was Vulpesen nearly smothering himself in an invasion... beyond that I only have eyes for Kaine.

[member="Darth Sinna"] you are learnign well and remember to use those amulets I made for such a task.

 

[Stephanie Swail]

[member="Tarazet Acsada"]

Welcome to the Chaos!

Glad to have you here - just shout if we can help you at all make your first steps out there easier.

Enjoy your time here and have fun!