Hey Everybody

[Valiens Nantaris]

Revenge of the Sith, Episode III. Palpatine has one of the baldies as an aide. Male or female?!

 

[Daxton Bane]

How could you think Dominator is a.............hypnotoad will rule the galaxy.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

What do you mean I....all glory to the hypnotoad!

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

 

[Ava Solborne]

Palpatine's assistant is female.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

<_< They all look the same.

 

[Ava Solborne]

Yeah, I know.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Bloody androgynous people.....

 

[Ava Solborne]

Yeah, but they are so interesting. Reading minds, seeing in ultraviolet...

 

[Daxton Bane]

Them and dwarves. Ever go to a dwarven strip club? Ever wonder why everyone has a beard?

 

[Ava Solborne]

Have you been in one?

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

Have you not been in one?

 

[Daxton Bane]

How can you be an rper and not been in one? Argh Dominator for the love of the Deep one, I need to get you drunk. hahahaha

 

[Ava Solborne]

Um... Dare to do so and you die...

 

[Daxton Bane]

Been there done that, my friend. I have journeyed to the lowest pits of Hell to kiss Lady Death and come back to live the tale.

 

[Ava Solborne]

Oh, you should write a book about it.

 

[Juggerduck]

Welcome aboard!

 

[Juggerduck]

Been there done that, my friend. I have journeyed to the lowest pits of Hell to kiss Lady Death and come back to live the tale.

Coincidentally, those are also the opening lyrics to Daxton's new death metal song, "Lurid and Shadowed (My Dead Lady's Passion)."

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

LOL!

 

[Daxton Bane]

Hahaha that is a very good idea