Location: Where You Least Expected Her
Objective: Totally Didn't Think This Through
Notification: Everyone on her Forcebook Page
Forcebook Posting Reads...
"Hey there! Guess what? I heard about this cool place, in the middle of nowhere type. No big cities. No polution. No hover vehicles. Really nice type. I've been a busy Zeltron and I think it's time for a little fun. So I'm heading out! Oh, uh, and there might be some dark shenanigans going on, but you know me, I'll totally stay clear of that."
"Whoa... Whooooa," Cali tippy tapped from one side of the shuttle to the other as it lurked to and fro.
"Hey, uh, what's going on up there?" she called up to the cabin, curious, you know, about the whole 'my goddess, my goddess, we're all going to die' flying her pilots were doing. Slowly the pink one aboard managed to haul herself forward and jab her finger into the door control.
Looked like one of the pilots was leaning across toward the pilot.
First Reaction: Something happened to the pilot.
Some kind of wet, shlacking sound was heard half a second later.
Second Reaction: Uh, like, hang a sign outside next time? Hey, wait, were they going to fly this thing or what?
Then the co-pilot straightened up just enough for their head to
snap to the side. Their bright, red eyes fixed right on Cali without a second's hesitation.
Third Reaction: Whoa, like, what was wrong with your eyes?
And the blood on their chin.
Fourth Reaction: Whoa, like, what was wrong with your face?
And the snarl and failed attempt to lurch around and out of its seat because
safety harness. That's right kids, don't forget to put on your seat belt in case you become a ravenous zombie. You'll not only be protected against crashes, but the Still Alive will thank you!
Fifth Reaction: Yep.
And the door shut. Cali blinked as the ship lurched to the side one more time.
"Hey, wait, were those trees...?" Should she see trees outside of the--?
Okay, okay, Sixth Reaction: Are we crashing?
With a soft meep, the pink woman came about in a hop and bounced about like a pinball until she got to the 'do not pull' pull bar of the emergency exit. You know, the "certain death" option when you were in space. Hey, cool fact though -- not in space right now! Oh, and before she left... Cali grabbed one of those fancy parachutes by the door.
Whilst the pink one slowly descended toward the Dark Valley of Malcontent below, her bright eyes watched the ship sail off into the distance... and nose plant right there in the ground with a big
poof. Okay, more of a
bang, but there was a poof in there somewhere. Least the zombie had their safety harness on though so-- Oh, never mind.
Two minutes later Cali found her chute caught in some of the lower branches of a bunch of trees. She wiggled in mid-air for a bit trying to figure out how to get the thing off.
"Well, this is going to make for one of those updates on my Forcebook," she huffed. You know, the regular updates that usually resulted from Cali waking up in the morning.
Tag:
Taiia Mataan
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Gerwald Lechner
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Nimue
| or Anyone Else In Need of a Zeltron