Alright let's see what this phone can do.
*walks out, closes door, then immediately kicks it open and swagers in*
What is up people of Commenor? I'm Darlyn's Excron and the man responsible for preventing YOUR beloved Queen Kay from being stabbed, shot, exploded, poisoned, electrocuted, suffocated, and all other manners of violent and various degrees of swiftly killed.
My hobbies include range shooting, sparing, long walks on the beach, and hunting individuals down and violently turning their bodies into a mess of limbs and electrocuted flesh.
Please disregard any and all rumors linking me to Ghorua the Shark, I assure you such comparisons are circumstantial at best, and I am most certainly the most qualified for the job.
How was that [member="Lady Kay"]?