How Fade to Blacks lead to Dice Rolling...

[Jak Sandrow]

@[member="Meeristali Peradun"]

I'm giving me a bad rep.

Don't you worry about it. I'm doing a bad job as it is.

 

[Meeristali Peradun]

@[member="Maarah "]I ah... O_O

...first off, phwoar. Secondly, well... I'm kinda laying off my own kind for a while. Reasons. Very good... reasons.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Kaine got a certain noblewoman preggo with twins.

 

[Gilamar Skirata]

What if you are old...? Does that count as protection?

 

[Marakai Al'Orren]

@[member="Meeristali Peradun"] - Already causing trouble, Stali? *grins & musses his hair*

 

[Jorus Merrill]

If I'm remembering right, @[member="Cira"]'s simplifying this for public consumption. Other factors like age do play a part, @[member="Gilamar Skirata"].

Yes. I take it seriously.

Yes. You have a super-hyperlane on the map that is named after a roll of 76.

 

[Meeristali Peradun]

@[member="Marakai Al'Orren"] Me? Trouble? Pffffft.... hahaha, okay. Maybe. <_<

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I like to think that's secretly my hyperlane

 

[Cira]

@[member="Gilamar Skirata"] @[member="Jorus Merrill"]

Yep! I simplified it.

But old men can still get women pregnant Smaller chance, but if the person is a physically fit male... well...

Good genes yo!

 

[Marakai Al'Orren]

@[member="Meeristali Peradun"] - Good...I can't raise all the ruckus by myself, now can I?

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] - You know what...I'm reasonably sure I don't want to know about this.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I'm the reason that @[member="Jorus Merrill"] has a kid.

A kid that is my goddaughter.

Yes, this makes me The Godfather.

 

[Jorus Merrill]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] - The Sargian Trade Spine? The Potlemian? The Thessian Way, even?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Can we remake the map now?

 

[Meeristali Peradun]

@[member="Marakai Al'Orren"] I sure hope you aren't even trying to raise all the ruckus yourself. That's a big job for my little cousin to do all her own.

 

[Jorus Merrill]

@[member="Marakai Al'Orren"]

You absolutely do not want to hear that story. Suffice it to say, it involved allergies, a mermaid, a metric fethton of Zeltron Elixir of Infatuation, a locked door, and the exact opposite of 'dude looks like a lady.'

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Hope you're all ready for the hell spawns that are coming in nine months.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

I hate dice rolls.

 

[Satiri Khai]

I am suddenly worried...

 

[Danger Arceneau]

@[member="Noxu Za'tire"]

Za'tire.

You -loved- it when it first happened to you!

 

[Meeristali Peradun]

@[member="Noxu Za'tire"] Me too, man. Me too.

So, who wants to not roll the dice? I'm game.