[member="Tathra Khaeus"]
I would take you out for a subway, and get you anything you wanted. I would look ludicrously at you as you selected the melted meatball sandwich. This would single the end of our date and I would walk away, scarred both by your selection and your ever constant reminder of my habitual toilet habits sometime after dinner time.
You get a 2/10 from me and you should count yourself lucky.