You need to get your eyes looked at.
I'm...uhm... I'm considered a waif...
YEA, a mousy kind of human...you know, not fit for either consumption or consummation. I'm...uhm.... I'm an untouchable...bad for both digestion and social status.
Now take [member="Irajah Ven"] for instance. Now there is someone you can sink your teeth into. And...and...and she's from your neck of the galaxy...no?
Stalk her.