I am a holocron. AMA.

[Ashin Varanin]

'Ello folks.

There are, strictly speaking, two holocrons of Je'gan. One contains an echo of his spirit as the gatekeeper, as normal, and is owned by Darron Wraith. The other contains his full spirit and is owned by Tahira Solo.

So, yeah, if folks ever need a holocron to consult for a cameo appearance, I can do that.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Thread will be started Monday. Darrons about to hog you

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

BRB, stealing a holocron out of Darron's office. We are going to RP.

 

[Delila Castillon]

I feel like I'm on SWRP Reddit.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Doubtful, darron carries it everywhere.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Really? Cause I've seen you give me to like three people. Just 'cause I'm dead, it don't mean I don't have feelings.

And yes. Reddit ftw.

 

[Ben Watts]

What's your opinion on some of the other Holocrons across the Galaxy? A lot of people think you are a bit of "weak" or "useless" holocron when in comparison to some of the more powerful ones. So, I guess what I am saying is, do you agree with those statements?

 

[Darron Wraith]

I took you back now that you are at full functionality.

 

[Thessa Kai]

LOL

 

[Ashin Varanin]

What's your opinion on some of the other Holocrons across the Galaxy? A lot of people think you are a bit of "weak" or "useless" holocron when in comparison to some of the more powerful ones. So, I guess what I am saying is, do you agree with those statements?

@[member="Ben Watts"]
I disagree with the foundations of this question, seeing as I am the only holocron with an account. Furthermore, the burden of proof is on you. Name one holocron you've seen running around. I won't compare myself to a hypothetical; it's like the opposite of a straw man argument. Essentially, however, I rock because I contain the knowledge of a centuries-old man who your Grandmaster considered an equal.

QED, n00b. Thanks for participating in my AMA.

BOOM

 

[Darron Wraith]

Yes, Darron and Je'gan were the team back in the day.

 

[Ben Watts]

You, I like you.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Also, @[member="Ben Watts"]...

That chick in your signature?

Yeah. I went there.

 

[Ben Watts]

What about her?

 

[Delila Castillon]

*Raises hand*

How does it feel to be in that box? I imagine its dark and cramped.

Also, my cousin totally saw you in a spaceport and got his picture taken with you. I'm sure you remember and he says Hi.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

What about her?

Your girlfriend and I have history together. Specifically, we were married for a while. Also she put a sabre through my chest and never told me we had kids, but the point is...your girlfriend and I have history.

*Raises hand*

How does it feel to be in that box? I imagine its dark and cramped.

Also, my cousin totally saw you in a spaceport and got his picture taken with you. I'm sure you remember and he says Hi.

A crystalline prism illuminated by the Light Side of the Force may be cramped, but it's never dark.

I do not remember your cousin. Unless, of course, I killed him.

 

[Thessa Kai]

This is totally Darron's. I'm pretty sure Tahira put some tape over the other holocron so it doesn't mouth back as much.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

Holocron...covered...in...space...tape.

Can holocrons die laughing?

 

[Jaxton Ravos]

If I rub you do I get three wishes?

 

[Darron Wraith]

This thread is too much