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Disney's Princess
I've been saying the same thing a lot recently,
^ That has serious been the root of like my last six PMs with other writers this summer. So when someone recently asked me if I was just playing them, (and that I really know nothing about Star Wars,) I was only mildly taken aback with shock.
What! What do you mean? I know nothing about Star Wars!? I've been doing this for years! Ku ku you buddy. I got this in the bank. Boom. Bah. Pfft. Dork.
So they smiled and elaborated,
Q: What is a Jedi?
A: It's whatever you want it to be? Like... The Pope with magic. I guess.
Q: And what is a Sith?
A: Seriously, it's open ended. Just be evil'ish. Sorta. I mean, unless you're repressed by your parents IRL. Then just call it venting or being independent or passionate or not-being-a-sheep, or whatever. Better than drugs right?
Q: How powerful can my character be?
A: I don't know. Pretty uber. Like... Darth Vader x1,000,000 is probably a good resting point. Sh'maybe closer to Kenobi x1,200,370. Sorta. Maybe. Idk.
Q: How much protection does Beskar give?
A: Meh. Nobody knows. Plot armor -1, I guess.
Q: Why does a planetary deflector shield cycle at a speed that makes it completely penetrable to intergalactic projectiles moving at Lightspeed? Isn't that exactly what a PDS is supposed to defend a celestial body from? I mean, come on Jay. What if the ship hit the planet instead? Boom! Or heck!? Why wouldn't the Resistance just do that in the first place? Nuke x Lightspeed x dumb PDS = Win.
A: Ah... You're talking about Starkiller Base and the Falcon in TFA, right. Yeah... Look. That part didn't make any sense okay. Hell... Come on man. They still called it Lightspeed in the movie. Haha. Am I right? Pfft. Gayyy.
Q: How does a Lightsaber work?
A: Seriously. Seriously. Just shut up now. Now I know your just razzing me. No. Shut up. Nobody cares. Nobody cares!
Q: Okay fine. Last one. ...Alchemy?
A: Oh come on man! ...Dude. ...Dick move, dude. Dick move. You know nobody knows how that stuff works. Come on... Low blow man. Low blow. Jeez. You suck man. ...Ugh.
...
By the end of night I was convinced. Star Wars makes no sense at all. Anddd... That I know nothing about it. Lol. Like... How it works. How it's history goes. How to classify a Jedi from a Sith. What makes a Star Destroyer a Star Destroyer. Nope. Nothing. I know nothing. I have been RPing Star Wars since 2010. Andd... I have no idea how anything about it works. I'm done. Veteran status revoked. Man-card turned in. Geek status, dead. Ugh.
In closing...
(Oh hey. Does anybody know if it's spelled Godmoding or God mode'ing. What? Oh. Okay. Nevermind. Sorry. Where was I?)
Oh right. In closing. It's a sandbox,
- Q: What is this (____ insert anything) on Star Wars CHAOS?
- A: It's this, or this, or this, or... Ya know what. F it. Look... It's whatever you want it to be. It's a sandbox. As long as you don't get reported for being a dick? Who cares. Go nuts man.
^ That has serious been the root of like my last six PMs with other writers this summer. So when someone recently asked me if I was just playing them, (and that I really know nothing about Star Wars,) I was only mildly taken aback with shock.
What! What do you mean? I know nothing about Star Wars!? I've been doing this for years! Ku ku you buddy. I got this in the bank. Boom. Bah. Pfft. Dork.
So they smiled and elaborated,
Q: What is a Jedi?
A: It's whatever you want it to be? Like... The Pope with magic. I guess.
Q: And what is a Sith?
A: Seriously, it's open ended. Just be evil'ish. Sorta. I mean, unless you're repressed by your parents IRL. Then just call it venting or being independent or passionate or not-being-a-sheep, or whatever. Better than drugs right?
Q: How powerful can my character be?
A: I don't know. Pretty uber. Like... Darth Vader x1,000,000 is probably a good resting point. Sh'maybe closer to Kenobi x1,200,370. Sorta. Maybe. Idk.
Q: How much protection does Beskar give?
A: Meh. Nobody knows. Plot armor -1, I guess.
Q: Why does a planetary deflector shield cycle at a speed that makes it completely penetrable to intergalactic projectiles moving at Lightspeed? Isn't that exactly what a PDS is supposed to defend a celestial body from? I mean, come on Jay. What if the ship hit the planet instead? Boom! Or heck!? Why wouldn't the Resistance just do that in the first place? Nuke x Lightspeed x dumb PDS = Win.
A: Ah... You're talking about Starkiller Base and the Falcon in TFA, right. Yeah... Look. That part didn't make any sense okay. Hell... Come on man. They still called it Lightspeed in the movie. Haha. Am I right? Pfft. Gayyy.
Q: How does a Lightsaber work?
A: Seriously. Seriously. Just shut up now. Now I know your just razzing me. No. Shut up. Nobody cares. Nobody cares!
Q: Okay fine. Last one. ...Alchemy?
A: Oh come on man! ...Dude. ...Dick move, dude. Dick move. You know nobody knows how that stuff works. Come on... Low blow man. Low blow. Jeez. You suck man. ...Ugh.
...
By the end of night I was convinced. Star Wars makes no sense at all. Anddd... That I know nothing about it. Lol. Like... How it works. How it's history goes. How to classify a Jedi from a Sith. What makes a Star Destroyer a Star Destroyer. Nope. Nothing. I know nothing. I have been RPing Star Wars since 2010. Andd... I have no idea how anything about it works. I'm done. Veteran status revoked. Man-card turned in. Geek status, dead. Ugh.
In closing...
(Oh hey. Does anybody know if it's spelled Godmoding or God mode'ing. What? Oh. Okay. Nevermind. Sorry. Where was I?)
Oh right. In closing. It's a sandbox,
