I'll start here

[Mr. OOC]

*catches rock* Don't enslave my daughter, Petra. I'll be extremely cross with you.

And Spencer, you could always come to your other home. No enslaving there.

 

[Petra Cavataio]

enslavement can happen anywhere... it is not a Dathomir only thing. So
You can be cross all you want, but she'll visit her mother often and learn witchy things to gain her freedom

 

[Mr. OOC]

No, bad. *whaps your nose*

 

[Petra Cavataio]

*whips Kam* Don't start unless you can finish, Kam

 

[Allyson Locke]

Awkward turtle...

Dad stop with your foreplay D:

 

[Mr. OOC]

It's not foreplay, Spencer. *grabs Petra, bends her over his knee, gives thorough spanking* That would require I intended to do something with her.

 

[Allyson Locke]

O_O

 

[Darth Carnifex]

.-.

 

[Allyson Locke]

*hides behind Kaine*

 

[Petra Cavataio]

*grabs Kam by the ear and drags him to another room to do things above a pg-13 rating with candles, chains, crop, spurs, ceiling fan and Jawa*

 

[Mr. OOC]

*grabs door frame to stop her from dragging him in* No. Bad Petra. Down girl! HEEL!

 

[Petra Cavataio]

*chuckles* don't disappoint the jawa gimp, he is so cute Plus I might make good coin from the vids I'll sell from this

 

[Mr. OOC]

*growls* No. *keeps holding onto the door frame*

 

[Allyson Locke]

Daddy nooooo~

*force pushes Kamon into the room*

 

[Mr. OOC]

Ack!

*force shoved into room... lots of rough sounds ensue... Jawa flies through the door to tackle Spencer*

 

[Allyson Locke]

*Force Barrier*
O_O

 

[Bronwyn Tyr]

Do you have a father who is engaged
and is expecting with one woman, but
is secretly doing naughty things with
an old flame and a Jawa behind closed
doors who is not your mother ? If so,
call the Jerry Springer show !!

 

[Darron Wraith]

What if you know a Jedi Master doing all of the above? Who do you call then?

 

[Ventasia Terana]

*Whacks Darron over the head with a frying pan, then handcuffs him to a titanium bed frame welded to the ground*
Then you call a good divorce attorney. And your mother, cause someone is probably gonna take your head off. >_>

 

[Mr. OOC]

The Jawa went through the door. It's only Petra and I now.