Moira Skaldi
Paperclip Maximiser
Moira looked, you might have guessed it by now, impassive. For some reason her writer constantly saw the need to point this out although this was her expression nine times out of ten. Perhaps her writer thought this would increase the length of their posts by a few words.
Anyhow, at long last the heist was beginning and Moira found herself agreeing that the library would be a good place to seek out forbidden knowledge. For a moment she wondered whether the owner had gone down the route that was time and tested in various holomovies and put his treasures in a 'secret room' that could be accessed through a bookshelf, access to be granted by a console that was not hidden particularly well. However, she dismissed the thought because it sounded too much like one of those cliched holomovies Kerrigan liked so much.
Speaking of Kerrigan, if all went as planned she would no longer be of this world soon.
So she quickly stepped out into the night as the landing ramp lowered. There was no storm, so one cliche was avoided, but before them stood the looming walls of Castle Wolfenstein...no, wait, Castle Verd. Unlike a certain super-empowered battering ram who liked to showoff a lot Moira could not fly. Instead a grappling hook was equipped inside her gauntlet.
Four guards had the misfortune of patrolling on this cold and dreary night when they would undoubtedly wish to do more thrilling things. Such as watch one of those shows about Ropos. Jared Ovmar, Lord of the Fringe, obliged their desire to be put to sleep and sent into the realm of Morpheus. A grappling hook shot out of Moira's gauntlet as they fell and she began pulling herself up to the walls in a fluid motion. One guard coming from the other side of the wall seemed to have seen the bodies slump to the floor but before he could radio his superiors in a blur Moira had grasped her shatter gun and squeezed the trigger. A silenced round with great kinetic force behind it pierced the visor of his helmet to hit him between the eyes and so he obliged everyone except himself and his comrades by dying a silent and, all things considered, rather painless death.
Anyhow, at long last the heist was beginning and Moira found herself agreeing that the library would be a good place to seek out forbidden knowledge. For a moment she wondered whether the owner had gone down the route that was time and tested in various holomovies and put his treasures in a 'secret room' that could be accessed through a bookshelf, access to be granted by a console that was not hidden particularly well. However, she dismissed the thought because it sounded too much like one of those cliched holomovies Kerrigan liked so much.
Speaking of Kerrigan, if all went as planned she would no longer be of this world soon.
So she quickly stepped out into the night as the landing ramp lowered. There was no storm, so one cliche was avoided, but before them stood the looming walls of Castle Wolfenstein...no, wait, Castle Verd. Unlike a certain super-empowered battering ram who liked to showoff a lot Moira could not fly. Instead a grappling hook was equipped inside her gauntlet.
Four guards had the misfortune of patrolling on this cold and dreary night when they would undoubtedly wish to do more thrilling things. Such as watch one of those shows about Ropos. Jared Ovmar, Lord of the Fringe, obliged their desire to be put to sleep and sent into the realm of Morpheus. A grappling hook shot out of Moira's gauntlet as they fell and she began pulling herself up to the walls in a fluid motion. One guard coming from the other side of the wall seemed to have seen the bodies slump to the floor but before he could radio his superiors in a blur Moira had grasped her shatter gun and squeezed the trigger. A silenced round with great kinetic force behind it pierced the visor of his helmet to hit him between the eyes and so he obliged everyone except himself and his comrades by dying a silent and, all things considered, rather painless death.