Kaili watched some of the younglings try their hand at the remote first. Most did well in Kaili’s mind, taking a few well place bolts before sussing out whatever trick was needed to win Master Marakos seemingly unwinnable game. There were a few failures to be sure, often left exiting the ring with minor welts and the flush of loss tinting their cheeks (biology providing). But what was frustrating him was there was nothing visible distinguishing the two groups. Footing, speed, height, race. Not a single thing struck Kaili as an outstanding common factor of failure.
The youngling either did succeed, or they did not. And whatever they tried seemed irrelevant to what he could only call a per-deterministic outcome. Deciding that he’d get little information from continued observation, he quietly took the helmet from the last participant.
Stepping into the ring, he placed the helmet on, a thin smirk spreading across his lips as he did so. “So thats the trick...” He thought with a small bit of amusement, ignoring the faint smell of foreign sweat coming from the shared equipment. The blast shield had been painted over, but no paint job was ever perfect and a few spots were thinner than others. He still couldn’t see out of the thing, even the thinnest of spots only allowing a dull grey bubble of light, but it was enough to give him what he thought was the answer.
All he had to do was listen for the whirring of the remotes repulsor and orient the helmet so he could watch for the flash of blaster fire. The rest was just guessing which target zone the drone would aim for, which if he was looking the right way would be a lot easier.
“Ready...” He said, voice holding a little stronger than normal. He’d been flying blind for most of the class, each correction of stance or position being a well meaning (and in some ways appreciated) reminder that even the youngest person here far outstripped him in experience. But right now, he allowed a small bubble of pride form in his chest as he ignited the training saber.
This bubble of pride lasted a record breaking two seconds as the remote dipped low and popped a bolt into Kaili’s knee. Kaili hissed softly in pain, shifting his body in the direction he had felt the bolt impact, the drone whirring tauntingly as it zipped to his left firing off two shots quickly into the young man’s shoulder.
He shoots out a wild swing, the saber blades low hum briefly interrupted by a staccato crack as he struck the ground. The remote backing away quickly at the reckless strike and finally give the padawan a moment to think.
The flash strategy was decidedly abysmal. Tracking the remote by sound alone was its own issue, but the more pressing problem was the fire. If the muzzle flash was visible through the blast shield, he couldn’t tell. The small pinprick blobs of light had remained the same stubborn dull grey for the entire fight so far, even when he KNEW the remote was in front of him.
The humming back ground noise of Kashyyyk prodded the back of his mind while the remote continued to circle and peppered him with shocks. It was growing louder now, Kaili being too distracted by the remote to take the time he normally needed to beat the connection closed like he had everyday in the past few weeks. A thousand unwelcome and unwanted surface sensations of every bug, rodent, plant and force knew what else in a hundred meters echoing in his skull with such intensity he’d be worried about going deaf if he didn’t know it wasn’t real sound. The remote shoots him once again in the knee causing it to buckle, along with it the last of Kaili’s patience.
His emotions blew straight past anger or frustration, the situation having spiraled out of his control so badly that both seemed utterly pointless. The remote shoots his left hand. Instead he landed in an almost zen balance of exhaustion and want. The remote fires a glancing blow across his back. He was sick and tired of trying to shut Kashyyyk out, a planet that seemed determined to be heard regardless of his objections. He was sick of hearing the calm alien tones of jedi, especially those no older than him, and just wanted to see one person react the way they did back home. Just one annoyed out burst or dumb joke or awkward mistep. Just so he knew he could atleast relate to anyone here. The remote fires again, the blow landing solidly in his chest.
But greater than any of those things, he just wanted one second to calm down and THINK. One second with no force noise, no awkward attempts at talking, and no training remotes. Which he could get if the remote would
just
stop
SHOOTING.
The normal interval of pain he was expecting next was instead replaced by a dull reverberation in his arms, now in a limp high guard that he had not commanded. His previously agitated emotions calming considerably as his arms lowered, the noise of Kashyyyk quieting of its own volition as his arms lowered and drifted left sending a second reverberation as something glanced off the blade. As the shock of this rather new sensation wore off, a thought registered dimly in his mind.
“Did I ‘ust hit somethin’?” he asked aloud, voice slightly slurred in confusion and perhaps a little louder than the boy would normally used. He stood up slowly, one hand releasing the saber hilt as the other continued to the right, quiet happy to finish the block on its own. He was aware of surprisingly little at the moment, his thoughts fuzzy from the sudden emotional whip lash. Only three things really stuck out amidst the chaos; that his footing was horrible at the moment, and that something floating to his right would be moving behind him soon and that he should turn and take a step left.
Limply he followed the suggestion, saber hanging weakly in his right hand and something flew past him, the sound of blaster firing coming from the floating sensation from earlier. “Oh. Remote. Ok....” he thought, the realization of what he was just doing coming back to him with a drunken slowness.
He wasn’t fully sure how long the exercise had been going, but he did know he was absolutely DONE for the day. He took two lazy steps left, already sensing the remote’s path before its repulsors did with his left hand extending slightly. A dimpled weight slapping against his palm signaled that he had captured the now equally confused primitive droid in his grip.
A faint remnant of the logical part of his mind told him there should be an external off switch for the remote, which his now somewhat adrift conscious mind agreed with, thumb sliding along the metal shell to find it. A brief warning flashed in his mind as the droid fired at his leg, his right wrist twisting sharply and placing the blade between the bolt and himself. Oh...he half meant to do that one! Neat.
“No. ‘s bad ball friend. Dun do that.” he grumbled drunkenly, reprimanding the remote as his thumb finally found the external power button and pressing down gently. He switch his saber off as the remote powered down, taking a few tries before finally finding his belt clip. His grip now free from the saber he reached up, pulling the helmet off and blinking away the blur as his eyes readjusted to seeing.
After the lights shifted into focus enough for him to see he took a few wobbling steps to the edge of the ring. He handed the helmet and remote (now dubed ball friend in his stupor) off to the nearest person shaped blur as he stepped out before continuing to a bench shaped blur a few feet away, deciding to rest a bit before returning to his room.