Kill the person above you.

[Xi Rel]

That wuld vork actualy, if your anithing like my couzin... she culd talk my f-king ear off on the phone for 2 hours if I let her. But I dont, hehe.

Tickle you to death!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Stop it. I'm very ticklish. So ticklish that I contort and squirm much like a caught eel, trying to get away from it.

Oops, almost forgot. I'll be talking to you on a speaker phone that you can't shut off.

 

[Xi Rel]

Thx for the information. Now I'l make sure NOT to stop, if i ever get my hands on you! So my metod stays - tickle you to death.

Wel, I can stil shut if off on my end... so talk all u want!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Nope.
Hard wired speaker embedded into the concrete wall, and you're in a jail cell. Hehe...

 

[Xi Rel]

*smashs the speaker vith the foot of my bed*

There! Peace and kuiet at last... *gos to sleep*

*thinks evil thoghts about you, mentaly making a voodoo doll of you to kill you slowly *

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Hehe..you forgot that the main speakers are on this side of the bars, honey. You just smashed the tweeter..

*goes to explain how she looked it up on line, the PA system she is using to talk [member="Natalija"] out of her mind then how she used PAYPAL and then waited for said items while she prepared the cell so that her guest would at least be comfy, then continued on of her surprise when said items were delivered early and then how she forgot to order extra wire, so then she had to go back to EBay and look up wire, not sure as to it's size, but then she went on google and figured out the wire size and then ordered a spool from Ebay and paid it with PAYPAL again and then was disappointed as it came a week later than promised and so on and so on...*

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Marina DeVoe"]

Killing you would be so easy that'd wouldn't even be worth mentioning.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

That's right. And if you think about it; I'm not even worth killing as it would work as a negative toward your bad guy credit.
Easy prey just lowers your score, right?

 

[Xi Rel]

Eh give him a brek. He only preys on the weak, cuz hes afreid of real monsters around here!

Aniway...drown you in a bath-tub filed vith strawbery ice cream!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Ooh... sweet enough to tempt me, yes.
But make it Peaches and Cream and you got yourself a deal!

 

[Xi Rel]

Temptation huh... dont push it...

Id love to vrite vhat Id do to you, to death, but since this is a PG13 site, il leave it to ur imaginetion!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Don't tease my imagination or I'll go on a rant that will drive you to bang your head against the cell block walls to pass yourself out.Only lately my rants have to be cut short as my time is short and I am using it to first reply to posts as a priority then to these games. But once i get going I think i can go the distance. In ranting, mind you. So...how much of my ranting do you think you have prepared yourself for? I've driven many siths insane with my rants. Not that they aren't crazies to start out with. But I tend to finalize their means to their own end...whatever that means. yup, just making things up as i go. Ranting you see. It doesn't have to make that much sense, just enough to drive one nuts.

 

[Xi Rel]

Not realy... I prety much skiped evrything after "dont tease my imaginetion" XD

Trust me, I got a LOT of expirience ignoring my couzin's rants, so your rants are baby-rants, in comparizon. Rant away... wont phaze me!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

Hehe...trust, trust a sith?

Hahaha...



Hahahaha... :lol


HAHAHAHAHA......
Oh God stop it!


Please, stop it...hahahaha.... :lol

 

[Xi Rel]

...oh wait, this vas suposed to be about killing... i almost forgat XD

*grab your throat, strangle u vith one hand as your laughing, taking special pleazure in feeling ur soft windpipe crushed in my grip*

Now that feled good... finaly some peace and kuiet

*dozes off*

 

[Marina DeVoe]

 

[Xi Rel]

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Drop a Tathra sized Duck on you

 

[Xi Rel]

Turn you in-to a duck-sized Tathra, so you die of embarasment!

 

[Curtis Learchin]

Swordstaff to the legs, force lightning to the brain