Kill the person above you.

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by the strap under your cowboy hat strangling you.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by your worthless armor protecting against nothing.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by a jealous heir.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Hmmm...that may have already happened

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by smoking.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Dies

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by dying.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by our superior stormtroopers.

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by a better ex-stormtrooper.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by the better Nightroopers

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by... daytroopers?

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Pssssh! Those are just the Neo Stormtroopers. Daytroopers! Ha! Got nothing on our Nightroopers anyways!

Killed by the Knights!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by Black Panther, who looks oddly similar to your Nightroopers.

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by Solid Snake or Big Boss or whatever his name is!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by Ulysses Klaue (That's the main villain I think)

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by Ulysses S. Grant!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Killed by Thomas Jefferson!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Oh snap! One of my favorite Presidents killed me!

Hmmm

Killed by Abe Lincoln!

 

[Dantum Kryszar]

Ah! It's Abe's ghost! Killed by James Madison!

 

[Heath Valhoun]

Killed by Teddy Roosevelt, stronger than a Bull Moose!