Kana Truden
Wandering Healer
On Corellia there once lived a crazed inventor, a very long time ago, named Kloonan the Plo-Koonian. Well, naturally that wasn’t his real name, and neither had anyone ever really assumed so. It was actually Frank Derringer, but with old age came the fragility of mind, and with a fragility of the mind came an increasing sense of eccentrism that was hard to find within the crowds that still retained their sanity. Frank Derringer was a former security detail worker for CorSec who had more than the one time helped come up with inventive new ways of keeping people out of places they didn’t belong in during the Gulag Plague. An unfortunate victim of not just the plague that killed his whole family, but a victim of his own genius, Frank had in his old age created a wide variety of traps and lock mechanisms. Mechanisms that up until just a few moments ago had thought to be dormant.
That was up until some Zeltron kid decided to touch it, and upon touch would find herself doused in not just teargas, but grease, feathers, beaten with blunt poles that were concealed in the doorframe she had approached, and promptly tazed. At the very least the lighter at the end of the taser hadn’t worked. Management had already engaged in a full-on damage control mode, stating that the demonstration of said item had been planned as a special showcase using dummies or practiced stuntmen. Everyone at the scene had been mortified, much less the rest of the Jedi that had been in attendance at the show. What had seemed to be an innocent and fun, if a bit unorthodox museum display, had quite quickly turned into something else entirely.
As the kid was rushed into a small clinic just a few blocks down from the scene of the accident everyone at hand would rush to the door to receive her. She was still alive, still conscious, but undoubtedly in a lot of pain. As they put her on the stretcher, Kana would approach to give the report a curious read-through it with a mumble.
“Blunt force… Greased and feathered… Tased.” She had to keep herself from laughing. As far as injuries went, this one went and took that extra step into bizarre that she had found to be ever so rare. “Well, Miss…” Kana began and then checked the paper again. “Kyra Perl. Don’t you worry about a thing, we’ll set you straight and get you ready to go as fast as we can.”
The doctor checked her papers yet again.
“Is there anyone we should call? Any close relative or person responsible for your well-being?”
That was up until some Zeltron kid decided to touch it, and upon touch would find herself doused in not just teargas, but grease, feathers, beaten with blunt poles that were concealed in the doorframe she had approached, and promptly tazed. At the very least the lighter at the end of the taser hadn’t worked. Management had already engaged in a full-on damage control mode, stating that the demonstration of said item had been planned as a special showcase using dummies or practiced stuntmen. Everyone at the scene had been mortified, much less the rest of the Jedi that had been in attendance at the show. What had seemed to be an innocent and fun, if a bit unorthodox museum display, had quite quickly turned into something else entirely.
As the kid was rushed into a small clinic just a few blocks down from the scene of the accident everyone at hand would rush to the door to receive her. She was still alive, still conscious, but undoubtedly in a lot of pain. As they put her on the stretcher, Kana would approach to give the report a curious read-through it with a mumble.
“Blunt force… Greased and feathered… Tased.” She had to keep herself from laughing. As far as injuries went, this one went and took that extra step into bizarre that she had found to be ever so rare. “Well, Miss…” Kana began and then checked the paper again. “Kyra Perl. Don’t you worry about a thing, we’ll set you straight and get you ready to go as fast as we can.”
The doctor checked her papers yet again.
“Is there anyone we should call? Any close relative or person responsible for your well-being?”