Game Last to post wins.

[Harmony]

Anytime, thanks for playing E-Harmony!

 

[AvRe]

I'm glad you had me.

 

[Harmony]

Well you always kept me satisfied!

 

[AvRe]

Good!

 

[Harmony]

No, no, no, you were supposed to say 'That's what she said'!

 

[AvRe]

Shouldn't I be just fine with keeping ya happy?

 

[Harmony]

I'm not like most girls, in that I'm not a girl at all. This is 100% pure clone grown best girl material right here. Wait that contradicts my earlier statement. Never-mind. Idk, I got crazy high standards I guess. Go me!

 

[AvRe]

Confused staring.

Oh- I- cool, nice talk.

Nervous thumbs up.

 

[Harmony]

Thank you! This is my one and only language, so I'm glad we are able to maintain satisfactory text based interactions!

 

[AvRe]

Ya know, sure. You seem like a rad... Woman? Man? Thing?

 

[Harmony]

Appreciate it! I try ya know! You seem pretty chill too! Let's thread!

 

[AvRe]

Huh... So that's how you meet people... Send me your discord, if you have one. I'd love to RP with ya Harm!

 

[Harmony]

You fell for the ol' one two buckle my shoe!

 

[AvRe]

Three, four, lock the door!

 

[Harmony]

Five, Six, pick up sticks!

 

[AvRe]

Seven, eight, close the gate!

 

[Harmony]

Nine, ten never sleep again!

Wait, no that was Nightmare on Elm Street

 

[AvRe]

Eleven, twelve, going to hell!

Summons satan

 

[Harmony]

Thirteen, fourteen, it won't be swell!

Casts Holy

 

[AvRe]

Well, crap.

Uses GUN