Looking for impressionable young Jedi to lure to the Dark Side with candy

[Darth Carnifex]

Title says it all.

I'm hankering for a good ole, turn Jedi to the Dark Side and make him/her my apprentice storyline.

Humans and Near-Humans only.

Aliens will be shot on sight.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Ohhhhhhhh the desire in my mind right now is killing me...Sigh.

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

 

[Tes Dralyn]

Me? MEEEEEEEEE?!

 

[Darth Metus]

Do you have an unmarked van too?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Do you have an unmarked van too?

What kind of respectable corrupter of innocents would I be if I didn't?

I also consider Twi'leks to be Near-Human, considering they are considered hairless mammals and can breed with Humans.

[member="Seraphina Shel'tah"]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Anyways!

I will take on [member="Tes Dralyn"], and I will also take on you, [member="Seraphina Shel'tah"], if you wish.

I could train you to be my enforcers.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Awww I thought for sure you would pick me ;.;

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Awww I thought for sure you would pick me ;.;

Shushes baby gurl.

You know I'll love you always.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

It's incredibly tempting. I'll send you a PM about my thoughts, but I think for now she's gonna stay light-side. Take Tes in the mean time though.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Fair enough!

But the temptation will always be there

[member="Seraphina Shel'tah"]

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]
*stands over here in the light to slightly used minion corner*

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You shut your mouth.

You're supposed to sowing chaos in my name.

*Beats away with a broom.*

SHOO!

[member="Dredge"]

 

[Soliath Devin Talith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

*cries and runs away*

You're a real jerk kaine!

*goes back to murdering and spreading chaos in the name of Vornskr*

 

[Ordo]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

I haven't forgotten you sweetheart

 

[Kana Truden]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

O-oh. Okay. Just take my padawan, will you? Not like I wanted to train her or nothing. :unsure:

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

O-oh. Okay. Just take my padawan, will you? Not like I wanted to train her or nothing. :unsure:

Don't feel left out!

Turn to Dark Side too <3

 

[Kana Truden]

Don't feel left out!

Turn to Dark Side too <3

Tempting, but think of the dramaaaa!

You can't say there isn't more cruelty and therefor enjoyment in knowing you took something that another person wants back, right? :lol:

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Tempting, but think of the dramaaaa!

You can't say there isn't more cruelty and therefor enjoyment in knowing you took something that another person wants back, right? :lol:

Maybe.

Mehbe.

;3