Looking for impressionable young Jedi to lure to the Dark Side with candy

[The End Narrator]

Maybe.

Mehbe.

;3

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop basically converting half of the Order to the dark side.

If you don't...I'm going to find you and rip your throat out.

:angry:

Hell in this thread alone - 50% of the active Jedi volunteered.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop basically converting half of the Order to the dark side.

If you don't...I'm going to find you and rip your throat out.

:angry:

*Waggles eyebrows.*

Don't worry.

Signals identified.

Secret message received.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

This thread fills me with joy. hahah

 

[The End Narrator]

*Waggles eyebrows.*

Don't worry.

Signals identified.

Secret message received.

Oops, I must've said something.

I mean find you and Wall of Light you.

Sorry.

Spoiler

 

[Darth Carnifex]

*Light some candles, and turns on some sensual tunes.*

I'll be waiting.

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"] Ahem. Tag me and I'll come help you 'Wall of Light' him. After all, Kaine is too much for just one woman. *wink wink*

 

[The End Narrator]

*Light some candles, and turns on some sensual tunes.*

I'll be waiting.

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

Shouldn't you be grieving? Not...trying to pick up...*counts* A dozen Jedi chicks?

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"] Ahem. Tag me and I'll come help you 'Wall of Light' him. After all, Kaine is too much for just one woman. *wink wink*

He's all yours.

*coughs*

 

[Cilara Ventril]

Maybe I'll have to make another character to get corrupted
Do your minions get beard benefits?
[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Seriously tho I've made too many... a purge is in order

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop basically converting half of the Order to the dark side.

If you don't...I'm going to find you and rip your throat out.

:angry:

Hell in this thread alone - 50% of the active Jedi volunteered.
[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"] - I didn't necessarily volunteer. I just said it was tempting

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Maybe I'll have to make another character to get corrupted
Do your minions get beard benefits?
[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Seriously tho I've made too many... pls purge

I'm a master at purging.

Ever heard of the Togorians?

Of course you haven't.

 

[Cilara Ventril]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Actually I already have plans if I find one of them as Viktor *looks at [member=Mrrew] intensely*

 

[The End Narrator]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"] - I didn't necessarily volunteer. I just said it was tempting

Stage One of the Four Stages of the Dark Side.

Temptation.

[member="Darth Vornskr"] is really not all that tempting. I mean look at him...

1. Zambrano - Speaks for itself.
2. See number 1.
3. He probably could use some hair dye? Maybe a clean shave?
4. Given 3, has anyone heard of him showering?
5. All other reasons fail, see number 1.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Stage One of the Four Stages of the Dark Side.

Temptation.

[member="Darth Vornskr"] is really not all that tempting. I mean look at him...

1. Zambrano - Speaks for itself.
2. See number 1.
3. He probably could use some hair dye? Maybe a clean shave?
4. Given 3, has anyone heard of him showering?
5. All other reasons fail, see number 1.

But haven't you heard?

Being a Zambrano is all the rage these days!

 

[Cilara Ventril]

[member="Aaralyn Rekali"]

Mountain Man Vornskr is best Vornskr

[member=Darth Vornskr]

Yeah pretty much :/

 

[The End Narrator]

But haven't you heard?

Being a Zambrano is all the rage these days!

Polite pass...

[member="Cilara Ventril"] - Again, polite pass.

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Stage One of the Four Stages of the Dark Side.

Temptation.

[member="Darth Vornskr"] is really not all that tempting. I mean look at him...

1. Zambrano - Speaks for itself.
2. See number 1.
3. He probably could use some hair dye? Maybe a clean shave?
4. Given 3, has anyone heard of him showering?
5. All other reasons fail, see number 1.

Well, Sera does have emotional problems, so...But that aside, I guess he could use a hair stylist. What would you recommend? And as for showering, I don't like to get close enough to smell anyone that deeply.

But haven't you heard?

Being a Zambrano is all the rage these days!

I see what you did there.

 

[Balaya Praelior Zambrano]

*insert lewd comment about Kaine filling the void Invicta left by filling padawan's*

I am all for seeing another apprentice appear in the castle. Will be fun

 

[Corvus Raaf]

Ohhhhhhhh the desire in my mind right now is killing me...Sigh.

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

 

[Jack Rand]

[member="Corvus Raaf"]

 

[Ellie Mors]

I heard someone say tempting. So I posted.

Tempting yet?