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[Captain Jordan]

CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force

Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. “Very impressive, this result is,” said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.

*Hand Wave* You will believe this news.

 

[Raziel]

Who said scientists were all nerds?

 

[Benedali Serrus]

I have a bad feeling about this

 

[Onrai]

Idk about this >_>

 

[Captain Jordan]

[member="Enigma"]

Surely this is great news, on this most auspicious of days, no? And completely believable, I might add.

 

[Onrai]

[member="Captain Jordan"]

To quote [member="Darth Vornskr"]'s Skype logs: Maybe.

 

[Seris Vant]

[member="Captain Jordan"]

 

[Captain Jordan]

Where's Han Solo and Admiral Motti for this party?