Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos

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New? No. Yes. A little of both.

[member="Dread"] - Oh, man. Rama. Geez, that guy. See him mostly on Facebook, nowadays. What board(s) do you know him from? I come from a couple of boards, myself.
 
[member="Horror"] I do like the name. We would be Dark Judges.

[member="Cain Laatl"] You are either Steve Martin or the Gecko King.

[member="Ashe the Reaper"] I get along with everyone. It's my gift. It's my curse.
 
[member="Ket Van Derveld"] Not dead yet. I'm bad at that. I keep coming back.

[member="Curupira Hawk"] Mucho appreciated.
 
[member="Red Queen"] Greetings, have you shut down any secret places and had a zombie outbreak lately by chance?
[member="Evelynn Zambrano"] I really like the avatar, it's wicked looking.
[member="Ordo"] I knew a Odo once. He never could keep one form.

Now I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around. Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like war. I. LOVE. WAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in ze morning, you get into your poodooty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down ze street in his Porsche. "Class War." You make it to work, und you find out that ze annual drug test is today and you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug War." But then, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race War." Then, you try and post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right and what's wrong. "Flame War." You finally get home, und you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is what's in ze box worth?" "Storage Wars."

Heh

*Clicks a button and begins to play Gustav Holsts - "The Planets - Mars, the Bringer of War" *

What I am telling you, my fellow posters is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the coming years we'll have the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No Class Wars, no Drug Wars, no Race Wars, no Flame Wars, and certainly, no Cold Wars! Blueballed for forty years. *Sighs* What I want is a war that only you can bring. A true war! A Star War! The sequel you've all been waiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!
 

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