NFU to beat up a cripple please?

[Matreya]

So in his battle against @[member="Mikhail Shorn"] (albeit quick and a trick) Zaiden ended with most of his lower half completely removed. So he will be on life support, in a wheelchair. And I need him to suffer a devastating defeat, which (LMFAO) I kind of feel having the fight as a "half man" is bad enough, I need a horrible defeat at the hands of a NFU.

Ps this is all in all simply for the bones that will be made of Phrik, that will be in his cybernetic implants. So...who wants to come battle the better half of the Supreme Lord of Darkness.

Pps. This goes out to those saying Zaiden doesn't show weakness...HE WAS JUST CUT IN HALF....that is all...

#renegadeforlyfe

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I don't think any RPJ is going to take a thread involving beating up a dude in a wheelchair seriously.

 

[Sephoria Lasranae]

...

So you uh ...

Just want a non force user to basically just tip your wheelchair over?

Even after they've performed the proper halo tea bag procedure, it still won't be a horrible defeat. It's really just knocking a torso with arms and a head out of a wheelchair.

 

[Matreya]

Lmao dude you have to realize this is going to be a real fight. It won't be a physical wheel chair (I imagined more like Darth crisqos floating throne?) And Zaiden is already a well known Forcer that was OOC built for battle. It won't be easy, despite the humor side. I was debating giving him an iron suit until it's over and done, but I figured the joke would be more fun to roll with. Wasn't creativity the desire by coming up with that rule set? In order for the thread to be worth a Phrik body, I'll of course have to put in a vast amount of effort.

Imagine the Dugs and how they don't use their lower legs really. Except Zaiden doesn't have any.

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

 

[Nyxie]

Dayumn gurl... Went in. I practically rofl'ed when I read "tip his wheelchair over."
LOL tea bag. XD
Nice avvie btw, @[member="Sephoria Lasranae"]

 

[Matreya]

@[member="Sephoria Lasranae"] yes...except Zaiden is a Knight that has battled multiple of the strongest force users of the Sith. He isn't simply going to be pushed over.

 

[Sephoria Lasranae]

@[member="Alachei Mnemenos"]
Thanks hopefully no one is using this one! x.x

@[member="Shado"]
I don't know ... I'm really visualizing you lieing on the floor (after tipping of said wheelchair) waving your lightsaber around like an old man with a cane who's mad at some young ruffian.

 

[Matreya]

Zaiden is a Forcer before a Saber duelist. He'd throw boulders and start fires etc before using his saber.

 

[Matreya]

Either way, should have talked to some friends about other options prior. Someone close and lock this please.

 

[Sephoria Lasranae]

Get some mechanical legs, get totally wasted on booze, and then go fight some non-forcers! Put your all into the fight.

It will be hilarious and probably approval-able by an RPJ. ^_^

 

[Triko]

This thread just makes me uncomfortable.

Beating up cripples?

Really?

 

[Matreya]

That was the point of the thread though. Zaiden had no legs. The whole beating up thing was a joke.

 

[Matreya]

I also was planning to fight back. So it wasn't as bad as that sounds.

 

[Dyllaefi Cridu]

@[member=Shado] I personally think that this could actually be a pretty epic duel.

On one side we have a maimed Sith Knight, no longer able to wield a lightsaber effectively but strengthened in his dark power by the hate and pain brought on by his injuries. Lightning leaks from his maimed appendages as he lashes out in his fury, desperate to hurt something, anything, to drive away the humiliation of his defeat. Opposing this tempest of rage incarnate, a canny mercenary. Though without the power of the Force, he has the advantage of mobility, technology, and a clear mind. If only he can reach the eye of the storm, bring down the Sith at the center of this whirlwind of dark energy before his power crushes the building in which they battle, he can have a chance at survival.

It's not exactly unprecedented to have a Sith with no legs be a significant threat. When I was little I got Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight off of the used games rack at Comp USA and had an epic battle with the Dark Jedi known as Maw, who flew around on a repulsorlift attached to the bottom of his severed torso. And of course Darth Maul got robotic legs in the Clone Wars TV series. Even barring these mobility advantages, any Force-user of knight rank is a significant threat. It's not just beating up a cripple, it's facing a uniquely deadly enemy who is in a disadvantaged position and compensates for it with an increase in pain-fueled dark power.

If no one else is interested, I'll volunteer Dyll for this. It'd make for an epic and unique fight.

 

[Nyxie]

I found a suitable opponent for you. @[member="Orion"].
You have vegetable legs, he has no legs. It's a match made in heaven. :3

 

[Matreya]

You there. @[member="Dyllaefi Cridu"]. Your awesome.


Lol finally someone who gets what I saw. I made a joke and it gotten taken way wrong.

 

[Orion]

@[member="Alachei Mnemenos"]

You called?

 

[Jerec Wraith]

I'm just hoping you account for how heavy you're going to be after getting a phrik skeleton. Speed definitely won't be your best friend.

 

[Nyxie]

Cortosis Weave. Like CFRP if it was saberproof. xD

 

[Matreya]

@[member="Lee Radimus"] nope. Luckily it is now. Thus when he gets the songsteel (the decision I alternately made) he will be severely effected, but will still retain a margin of speed. Zaiden is a beefy yet fast guy. Now hell be a beefy...not so fast but far more durable guy.