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Now This Is Podracing!

Tegaea shook the paw firmly, then settled back to watch the Cathar. "I'm glad I've made such an impression on dear Siobhan. You must be Heli, I'm guessing. She has, of course, mentioned you a lot too. The references to the 'catgirl' and 'tail' just had me curious." Everyone trolled Siobhan it seemed.

She grinned at Heli. "Siobhan has been a very useful addition to Omega Pyre. I can see she has some useful contacts of her own. If you ever feel like joining the corporate side of the line, you know how to get in contact with me. What information do you have for us about the current situation?"
 
"Now my girlfriend trolls me as well and I get ganged up on, not fair," Siobhan whined a bit in mock annoyance.

"You know you like being trolled. Hence you hanging out with girls that do it," Heli pointed out matter-of-factly. Well, when one thought about it, there was a certain logic in that argumentation. "You get more than enough twisted sex in return."

Heli grabbed a small, expensive looking handbag and started looking through it. "Straight to business, yes? So alike. I can see why Siobhan likes...serving under you. Instant satisfaction."

Siobhan sat down on a sofa, propping her boots up. "Instant. Right. Actually she makes me work for it...a lot!"

"Now, where was it," Heli continued searching through the bag, several items landing on the small table. Cosmetic articles, fake IDs, holopics. "Ah, there...no, that's the wrong one..."

Indeed it was a holopic of Siobhan...wearing a slinky dress, with her hair done up and with lipstick. One assumed this was from Hapes, where alas going to fancy parties in trousers and leather jackets had been frowned upon.

If looks could kill, Heli would have spontaneously combusted right about now from the death glare Siobhan shot at her. "I'm so gonna kill you for this. Tegs, can we punish her when we're done?"

"That was innocent, I swear," Heli drawled sarcastically, then finally found the right holopic and presented it to Tegs. It showed a human male in his early forties with a distinguished moustache dressed in an expensive suit meeting with elegantly robed Gran leaders. Those in the know would identify him as the Vice President of Massive Dynamic.

"Qassim, charming fellow. Now you want in on the fuel business, everyone here does and wants to cash in on the big race. Seems like your competition wants some insurance and has been holding secret meetings," she pointed to a conniving looking Gran. "Asif Moe, old money, expected to be the next head of the Gran Protectorate. Needless to say he's got his own price racer. Whose pod was built by a sub-company of Massive Dynamic."

Another holopic landed on the table, showing soldiers in red and blue armour disembarking a transport vessel. Their armour and the markings showed them as Mandalorian, a few Wookiees could be spotted as well, in the distance a repulsorlift tank could be made out.

"Mandos, our favourite philistines. Officially just hired to help out because there's been some unrest among the Dugs in the western resettlement zone. Wouldn't want them to suddenly crash the party. Only...you don't need hefty firepower to keep those little rascals down, do you?"

Siobhan pointed at one of the Wookiees. "Ain't many Wookiee mercs in the Galaxy. Let me guess, Zardok exiles?" Not all furries had been able to accept the fall of the Great Chieftain. Unwilling to shed more blood Talbaak and Graz had exiled them.

"Correct. Ironic really, they hate off-worlders and wind up serving one. But credits make the Galaxy go round."
 

Qae Shena

Super Shaper Puppy!
@[member="Jak Sandrow"]

Siobhan and Tegaea were gone, off to do their given duty of being bossy and interrogating people who had the info they needed. That wasn't Allaina's thing, so she had decided to stay back with the pod and get something done with it before race time. They had one dya to finish this. One day! It was going to take more than one pair of hands to finish this. If they couldn't do it, then she was dead, pure and simple.

"Alright, Jak, give it to me straight. I need a pod. How long will this take and what do you need me to do so I don't get smushed into some rocks?"
 
@[member="Cira"] @[member="Ayden Cater"] @[member="Jorus Merrill"]

Sarge went out after Jorus, weapon up and ready for... nothing. Awesome. So far so good. Looking around, he motions Ayden and Cira to come on out and join 'em. "I really don't want to be here. Can we just make this quick?"
 

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@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] @[member="Jorus Merrill"] @[member="Ayden Cater"]

The place was hot, arid, and smelled like week old farts. That's what happens when you get a good whiff of methane. Cira crinkled her nose, squinting her eyes against the blazing sun towards the small town up ahead. Pourstone buildings amounted to the architectural style; the only real tech was that which pumped the fuel up from the ground.

"The town is up ahead," Cira said, holstering her blaster pistol prior to walking down the ramp. Out here, they got more than their fair share of odd curious look from the few stragglers of the town.

"Let's go get acquainted shall we?" without further ado, she began to walk in that slow saunter that did wonders for her full hips, even under that trench coat.
 
@[member="Cira"] @[member="Sarge Potteiger"] @[member="Ayden Cater"]

That can't be real. Gluteal implants. Or myostim.

Jorus was not dumb enough to say these things out loud. Instead, he averted his eyes from the spectacle of Cira's Prexidential rear. It was thus that he spied something odd in the centre of town. He squinted against a sandy wind.

"What's that?"
 
@[member="Cira"] @[member="Ayden Cater"] @[member="Jorus Merrill"]

Sarge, grumbling the whole while, lowered his weapon (note: not putting it away), and was momentarily distracted by the swinging gait of his boss riiight there. He could almost reach out and touc- NO. BAD. LOOK DONT TOUCH.

Moving into town, Sarge looked around carefully; it was he who drew the most looks. Mostly cause of his armor. Finally, as they neared town center... he stopped.

He turned around.

He began walking right back to the ship.

"Nope. I've finally gone over the edge. This doesn't exist. I'm going home."

Behind him. In the very middle of town. Was a statue.

A statue of his old armor.

No name was inscribed upon it; simply "The Great People's Hero."
 
@[member="Cira"] @[member="Sarge Potteiger"] @[member="Ayden Cater"]

Jorus grabbed Sarge's shoulder, his eyes fixed on the statue, his jaw slack. "Hold on a second. This here's a spectacle as might warrant a moment's examination."
 

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@Any and various miscreants around

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"All clear so far Sir," came the update. So far so good. Nothing too crazy thus far.

Yet.

Stern of expression, Anika gave a curt nod. "Good. Keep an eye out for any odd movements from the Grans." the command was to keep an eye out for any potential hazards. Nothing would slip from her sight.
 

Cira

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@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] @[member="Ayden Cater"] @[member="Jorus Merrill"]

"Son of a ruskakk!" came the slow dazed curse from Cira's lips. Hip cocked to the right, she blinked rapidly at the sight before her, but for the life of her, it just... wouldn't go away.

You have go to be kidding me!

Cira stood in front of the statue mouth slightly agape; she clamped it shut after.

"This must be what going mad feels like..." she blurted out, blinking in surprise at the mud statue of Sarge smack dab in the middle of town. The plaque gave it that extra bit of flair.
 
@[member="Sarge Potteiger"], @[member="Cira"], @[member="Jorus Merrill"]


Ayden stood there in stunned silence. Well now... this was new. He opened his mouth to say something, shut it, looked at Sarge, repeated the opening and shutting of his mouth, looked back to the statue and finally managed to ask the question they were all thinking. "Sarge... you wanna tell me how come there is a statue of you here looking at me what like I owe him something?"
 
"Well, I mean... technically it's a visor and a helmet. It doesn't look like anything but a visor and a helmet." The man shrugged, not happy that Jorus had stopped him to stare at himself. "Boss, c'mon. I don't know why there's a giant kriffin' statue of me in the middle of town."

He sighs. "I love my anonymity too much to allow something like this."
 
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"If by 'essence', you mean 'roddin' shavit-eating arrogance', then yes, I'd say they had." Ayden kept blinking and rubbing his eyes periodically to verify that, yes, the statue was quite real. He turned now and faced Sarge with a quizzical look. "That time you came back naked. You told me things went south. I didn't realize this was the 'south' you were talking about. What the kark did you do?"
 

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There came the heavy snort.

"You mean he looks pissed off?" she quipped at the Warden, crossing her arms over her ample chest. "What in the Nine Hells is this?!"
 
S O V E R E I G N
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Zero nodded his head and walked out of the shop. Since he was still visible he walked into the nearest alleyway. He had to make sure that he wasnt being followed. With activating his stealth devise it seem that Zero materialized into thin air. With a smile Zero began to run to the track. He would have to look at the specifics of the track and report on what he saw.

Zero made it there in no time. With nobody to stop him he used his helmet Heads up devise to map out the area. he grabbed some speeder from the road. The instant that he touched the handle bars it vanished. Along with him earlier. Zero's stealth devise made everything that he touched with his hands invisible like him. But sounds were a different matter. The sounds were not gotten rid of when Zero was in stealth mode.

It didn't matter to him now. Zero revved up the engines on the speeder and drove off across the Track. With his mapping system, Zero took the lay out of the land. A few times he had to dodge some ground pillars meant to slow down the speeders during the race. They were about from what Zero could tell about 7 feet in Diameter. Zero kept moving however. There was a cave system that had spikes that grew from the earth. he zoomed around them and at the very end of the tunnel it shrank to the size to allow only one pilot thought at a time.

Zero knew that the information that he was collecting would be very valuable and needed. for their own pilot. Most of the race at the end was flatland. Alot of the racers would use this flat land as the last battle field before the finish line. And since it was the last stretch of the race everybody would be gunning their engines. Zero felt like he could do the same. To have a little fun he increased the speed by twisting the handlebar on the right alittle more sending the bike at very fast speeds. he zoomed past the finish line with a smile and went back to place the bike where he got it from. He didn't want someone to report a stolen speeder. He turned off the engines and walked back with the vital information that was needed.

he walked back to the shop to see that the pilot and a man he heard was called Jak fixing up the bike. Zero stood in front of them and materialized out of thin air and handed @[member="Allaina Mare"] "Track map. Use it well." Once Zero handed it to her He walked into the corner and began to clean his guns. He waited for Tegaea to return and give him another Job.
 
"Time before that one, boss. 'Bout fifteen years ago. Told me to come eliminate some trade barons making your life painful; leave witnesses so that people would learn a lesson."

He gestures around vaguely. "I left plenty of bloody gorram witnesses. Some lesson they learned, eh?!"
 

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Her hand came up to pinch the bridge of her nose with her fingers.

"What?" she shook her head and turned to Ayden, then Sarge, then back to Ayden. "Trade barons? ... " Great, now how would this affect their attempt to deal for Malastre's fuel?
 

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