Bombshell Genius
Image source: Rex Ryan
Corporation Name: Pizza Hutt
Headquarters: Nal Hutta
Locations: Toydaria, Nar Shaddaa, Tatooine, Dulvoyinn, Glyss, Skor
Ownership: 90% Ringovinda StarYards, 7% Cathul Thuku, 3% others
CEO: Lorca Desilijic Tiure (Lorca the Hutt)
Operations: Fast-food pizza restaurants, humanitarian aid
Rationale: Ringovinda StarYards effected a hostile takeover from the Desilijic Clan
Tier: 4
Description: Owned by the Desilijic kajidic for centuries, it is one of the symbols of the clan's past. Jabba the Hutt's likeness was used in its logo since the company's inception in 3 ABY, it used to have been a major galactic fast-food chain by 420 ABY, but the Gulag marked a long decline in popularity for the chain as locations were forced to close, constraining it to remain in Hutt space for the four centuries to follow. In a bid by the Ringovindian government to root out criminal activities, it encouraged Ringo Vinda residents to purchase as many criminal-owned businesses as possible, and Pizza Hutt was targeted to serve as a counter to McYoda's, Mandalorian-owned MandalBurger and to First Order-owned TKFC. It only serves cheese made from biological nerf milk farming. Due to Hutt business mergers and acquisition practices, the price of buying the company was the same as its equity.
Pizza Hutt menu:
Baseline, 8-inch bambino pizza (cheese, tomato sauce): 2 credits
Extra topping: 1 credit per additional topping
Supersizing: 1 credit per size upgrade (available in small, medium, large, extra-large and Hutt-sized, which are respectively 10, 12, 14, 16 and 18 inches)
Ziro Stuffed crust: 1 credit
Gardulla garlic bread sticks (6): 2 credits
Boorka churro: 2 credits
Fries: 1 credit for small fries, 2 credits for medium fries, 3 credits for family-sized
Salad: 2 credits
Drinks:
Caf: 2 credits
Jawa juice: 2 credits
Tihaar: 6 credits
Bluemilk: 2 credits
Subsidiaries: None
Parent Corporation: Ringovinda StarYards
Development thread: Cleansing Flame
Primary Source: N/A
Sign a contract with two player-run organizations.
Complete three miscellaneous threads.
- Pizzas Thrown into the Maw (Pizza Hutt sells pizzas to the executive staff of Maw Construction Group)
- Pizzas for two pixies (Pizza Hutt sells pizzas to Meran Catering)
Complete three miscellaneous threads.
- Perfume in a Pizza Hutt Palace (Pizza Hutt opens a location on Dulvoyinn)
- Finally, some non-Jawa womanizer! (posts #1-10; Pizza Hutt develops a perfume based on Jessica's pheromones)
- Broken Bones and Breadsticks (a brawl occurs in Pizza Hutt's Nar Shaddaa location)
Sign a contract with three player-run organizations, one of which must be a major faction or a tier-5+ corporation.
- Galactic Alliance dominion of Terminus and Manpha (signs a contract with the GA on Terminus; posts #3, 11, 17, 19, 27, 126)
- Laid to Rest (signs a contract with the SJ on Togoria; posts #5, 16, 24, 36, 49, 149)
- 3:10 to Kathol (signs a contract with the ORC on Zonju V; posts #130, 131, 140, 144, 147, 166)
- Too many cooks in the kitchen? (work begins on an orphanage on Bimmisaari)
- Half-off Drinks (opens an additional branch on Zonju V)
- Gargonn coleslaw
- Vader cookie
- Raddus breaded fish
- Marlo ice cream
- Squib chocolate
- Everlasting Sullustan Gobstopper
- Lost in the Supermarket (Pizza Hutt opens a supermarket on Skor II; 21 posts)
- Elysian Sunset (Pizza Hutt opens a supermarket and a factory on Elysian; 26 posts)
- Too smart to be true? (Pizza Hutt continues building an orphanage on Bimmisaari; 21 posts)
- Back from the Gates of Tartarus (Pizza Hutt builds a refugee camp on Jaminere; 27 posts and counting)
