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Open Market Possibly Maybe But Definitely Not Tefka's Loan Office

Definitely Not Tefka

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My pitch:
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"Keanu is bae, but only once."

A few coins splash the pot.
 
My Pitch: I need incendiary weapons, lots of incendiary weapons. Firebombs, White phosphorus, buckets full of lava...

You get: Lots of people who need to refinance and/or need a loan to rebuild what I burn down.
 
I Get: 10,000UC

You Get: Multiple new hyperlanes, astronomical objects, spacer guides + articles, new ship parts, and other spacer stuff in general. And that is just on this account.

Why?: Chaos needs more spacer stuff
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I get: However many Underworld Credots (okay, credits, but I'm leaving my big thumb phone typo in) you decide to give me.

You get: An expedition into Companion Cresh, initiated by yours truly, to fuel the activity of people like Okkeus Dainlei Okkeus Dainlei who want to make spacer stuff.

Why: I've got fun ideas but I'm really only good at coming up with the barebones and initial push of a story, not always the nitty-gritty. Also I want to continue pretending I'm relevant and that kids like Okkeus are leeching off my creativity, it makes the ego happy, y'know?
 
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The Donna approaches the loan office, concealing her face in a well of shadow with a large-brimmed hat covering her head. She slips inside after making sure the building is empty and approaches the counter. With a dainty knock to catch the attention of the shop's proprietor, The Donna lays out her offer:

Chaos gets: Spooky tales of piracy across the stars in a ship built by the Ancient Sith, as well as a dedicated Criminal Faction of passionate writers to further expand the Age of the Underworld in an attempt to dominate the Galaxy.

Definitely Not Tefka gets: The eternal love and devotion of said Criminal Faction.

I get: 35,000 Ucks.

 
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