Location: Torolis City (or whatever the natives call it)
Objective: Clear out those god-damned Scavs and establish a permanent foothold, all on my lonesome
What a lovely planet. All full of love and people who just want to hug you and… wrap their teeth around your skin. Hang on a minute. This wasn’t what the travel agent told me! Neskar scowled as he recoiled from the clawing arms of the Scav, one out of many coming towards him as he stepped into the open-set plaza in Torolis City. He was heavily armed, so he had that advantage, whilst Scavs were mostly unarmed, but some had the intelligence to heave around lead pipes or pieces of glass. He might have to be careful around those ones. Hah, just kidding, he thought as he spun out his ripper, aimed it nonchalantly at the forehead of the swinging Scav, and squeezed tightly, a standard slug round slashing into the head of the Scav, imploding on the inside and leaving it minus a head. “Jokes on you, I got this trip at half-price!” he yelled, flicking his aim to the second nearest Scav, repeating the same, practised motion of firing a single shot, and waiting for the inevitable implosion. It was a nice implosion, there wasn’t even pieces of brain everywhere, it all collected in a neat pile where the Scav fell backwards, missing the top of its skull and the majority of what made it function.
Somewhat dazed by the sudden death of the two Scavs, the other ones seemed to become more wary of Neskar, their pace slowing but not stopping. “There better be a gift-shop on the way out of here,” he moaned, “Otherwise, I’d probably have to kill myself with all the dullness.” He flicked the ripper back into its holster, and then moved his right arm to his back, gripping the stock of the CZ-836 rifle, his stalwart shield. “And besides,” he said to the Scavs, whilst slamming in a magazine of slugs, raising it to shoulder height and glaring down the iron sights. “This isn't really a good welcome party,” BLAM, more implosions, “I expected some kind of open bar,” BLAM, another Scav fell, missing a good part of its torso. “You know, maybe a coconut or two.” BLAM, “But no!” BLAM, “This is just plain rude.” BLAM, “I will not,” BLAM, “write a good review on this planet on TripAdvisor, I’ll tell you that,” BLAM, “At least it isn’t as bad as Coruscant, there’s less STD's. More cannibals, well actually, that’s debatable, but I’m getting,” BLAM, “ahead of myself, either way, this is an appalling holiday, you should be ashamed,” BLAM, “of yourselves. Get your act together, maybe you’ll get a few more tourists and have to eat people less.” Neskar stopped firing and frowned. They were all dead. “Oh. I’ll still be writing that review.” he said finally, releasing the now empty magazine and replacing it with another. Now, to secure a foothold. Where, oh, where can I go? For now, let’s continue this mission as a type of search and destroy. Just my luck, all on my lonesome and outnumbered ten thousand to one. My kind of odds.