Relationship Request.

[Ben Watts]

Is being attracted to a grav ball player strictly Sithly?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Very much so, Ben. Sith have time to watch trivial sports with half-naked, sweaty men. Jedi don't.

 

[Ben Watts]

Hey I have time for it! All my down time is spent on my smartholo.

 

[Testimony Jones]

Lol Darron. Playing match-maker.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Eh, I just smash training droids and drink protein shakes.

 

[Seydon of Arda]

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Very inspiring words from the Grandmaster there.

In other news, the Republic Stockmarket crashed 400 points today. This has been attributed to plummeting morale among Republic citizens...

 

[Darron Wraith]

Eh, us Jedi slam plates and get dates in our spare time.

You think this body was forged in meditation?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

I thought it was constructed from spare parts.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Woah...leave the right hand and forearm alone.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Had every intention of doing so...

 

[Valik]

If it was constructed from spare parts then my body would have no equal, as there is no better builder than I.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

This thread has turned weird.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Started out that way, Tegaea...

 

[Darron Wraith]

Sup valik/Spock. Live long and prosper!

 

[Silens Telum]

Zeltrons are too emotional, if you ask me. All that empathic mess gets in the way.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

I've heard Jaxton reads 50 shades of grey in his spare time.

 

[Anemone Nivalis]

Really? I heard he re-enacts scenes form Twilight when he's not busy.

 

[Satara Hawk]

Just drop him off on Dathomir, Grandmaster. I'm sure we can find him a suitable mate for life there.

 

[Abaigeal Burke]

Poor Jaxton