Roast the guy above you.

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Kana Truden"]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc[/video]

 

[Gremoth Kroth]

[member="Atin Vendet"] oh my god... I'm so triggered, that got me good! You think I don't shoot accurate, oh wait... you base everyone's shots off how bad you shoot, I forgot. Who cares about legacy? I'm not a hunter by the way. I'm a drug dealer I think you got the wrong guy. Can you see through that mask. A meddling duelist, what is this scooby-doo. 'You meddling kids!' Man... plus what's shooting accurate for if the person already shot you. Plus most accurate shots are planned and from above, and they shoot first. I don't get your roast, I guess I'm thinking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard about it.

 

[Lyth Meran]

[member="Gremoth Kroth"] STOP LOOKING LIKE MICK JAGGER.

 

[Korro Kenyu]

I'm sorry is this a roast page or talk about how good we are with blaster page. [member="Gremoth Kroth"] [member="Atin Vendet"]

 

[Phislo Bress]

Talking about them, you don't even have a blaster to your name you emo Pinocchio looking anime edgemaster.
[member="Korro Kenyu"]

 

[Korro Kenyu]

I'm sorry I lost you at the word looking. Too many adjectives, I'm drowning! Help! [member="Phislo Bress"]

 

[Phislo Bress]

Words too big for you to follow? Go back to your goth kid corner and cut write some dark poetry about it.

 

[Korro Kenyu]

Maybe I will,

Words... Adjectives...​

Everything.. Words...​

I'm super sick and super radically cool and awesome.​

Some hunter... thinks Pinnochio is a big word​

Thinks I'm emo... now I have blood crippling depression​

If I didn't Already Have It...​

Fin​

Is that good, or did I do the opposite of what you thought I was gonna do, man... that was some great emotry. I also like how if you have black hair and black clothes your automatically an emo so... you're now a girl who sits next to windows all day very happily. [member="Phislo Bress"]

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Korro Kenyu"] Two bombs weren't enough.

 

[Korro Kenyu]

And 6,000 Mandalorians weren't enough either [member="Atin Vendet"]

 

[Phislo Bress]

I'm one of the youngest Mandalores and I can whip your scrawny butt.

 

[Korro Kenyu]

Really? I'd like to see you try. Also you're not that young of a mandalorian. [member="Phislo Bress"]

 

[Atin Vendet]

[member="Korro Kenyu"] "Hey,did you know that a bounty hunter is not the same thing as a Mercenary? One hunts specific people, another acts as a hired soldier. Common mistake.

That said, 16 year old, you weren't smart. You weren't clever. You Dad was just stupid, and how's that mother you left behind to die?"

 

[Korro Kenyu]

Well... First off I wasn't clever I didn't even kill my father. My mother, I don't know... I guess your right, I am stupid for leaving her behind but... Meh. Second, I said basically, I appreciate you looking into my profile, that's nice of you . I hope you understand and I like how you think out your "roasts" but y'know. [member="Atin Vendet"]

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Korro Kenyu"]

Bro, first.. what the hell is you wearin'? You look like you're 12, and sound like it too, so I suggest you hurry back to your mom, cuz I forgot to pack my sippy cups.

 

[Phislo Bress]

[member="Nate The Bounty Hunter"] Don't tell me you don't like younger folk! I saw the eyeballin' you were doing to me in the Pizza Hutt. Come on man, you're 10 years older than me.

 

[Vazela]

[member="Phislo Bress"]

Your Mother doesn't need Internet. I already made her World Wide!

 

[DedderThanDisco]

Did you miss the topic header [member="Vazela]?

This is a roast not a middle school humor thread. Get better burns.

 

[NightSister]

Says the guy who can't even spell the non-existent word 'deader' correctly.
[member="DedderThanDisco"]

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Aria Vale"]
DAYUM! She's way out of my league, even if I looked up a roast, it'd be insignificant.

[member="Phislo Bress"]
Hmph.... keep talking and I'll change my mind.