Cali Ziiva
Bubblegum Love
About to be expected, really. All the thuds and bangs and being bounced bottom-to-top within the tube from the explosive shockwaves that shook Naboo. It was really being treated like a toy wrapped in a box shaken by a Zeltron child on Life Day that had begun to exhaust the pink woman confined in the maintenance shaft. As if pushing her pack of goodies through such a confining space wasn't bad enough.
No one liked maintenance tunnels. They were never built for comfort. They were there in the "unlikely" event something went wrong with the buried power conduits or transmission lines for some poor soul to wiggle on down to fix the problem. It was so unlikely some people even thought not to build such things! They'd just dig it up. 'course that took a great deal of time, and you'd have to damage your pretty condo or whatever... so on a rich world like Naboo you could usually get politicians to see sense. A little sense. Like, one or two; not a whole credit, let's not get crazy.
Good thing Cali used to live on Naboo. She knew these tunnels like the back of her hand! Okay, not that well. She'd been in them before, which is how she knew this whole 'thing' was possible. Not enjoyable, mind, just possible.
So why not tell the boys and girls above to have their super soldiers use these to get behind enemy lines? Oh, well, that was simple. See, she was a slim cutey not worried about being ambushed and more concerned with staying alive, and special forces types were usually wearing lots of gear and banging that gear against every surface as they played inch-worm. Stealth was the only thing that kept someone from thinking about popping a maintenance hatch and tossing in a grenade or something. That'd end the whole counter-insurgency thing right quick.
She stifled the desire to sigh loudly at just how much work it took to crawl through the shaft with her toys when an echo of trouble tickled her ear. Cali paused and looked ahead and then off down a junction. That sounded awfully exciting. Now, the strategic thing to do would be to leave whomever to whatever fate. Cali was not a military mastermind, however. It wasn't that it didn't occur to her to keep going without looking, but she was also a Zeltron. People being happy was kind of their 'thing.' And despite what the Sith might say, dead people couldn't be happy people.
Believe her, she'd seen spooky scary things from the Netherworld. They were all green and scary and stuff. Didn't scream 'happy' to her, no matter how much the Witches tried claiming they were just besides their undead selves with glee.
After a few moments, the hidden observer peeked down through a grate at some commandos below that'd taken up a defensive position. Some of the fire from the hostiles sounded... Cali blinked. Sound, that sounded bad. Like... what was that? Mmm, Basilisk? Oh, those Mandos. How'd they get it to fit?! Questions for another time.
Holo vids would have her pop out and open fire with some kind of mega death ray that'd wipe out the baddies and save the good guys. Cali didn't have a mega death ray today though, and she wasn't exactly Chewbacca. Oh! But
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's people looked like they were having trouble with the door. Going to be kind of hard to cute it open with a Basilisk down there.
Now that, Cali could handle. Her pink hand dove into the pack and pulled out her tablet. With a panel pushed aside, she jacked in to the control circuitry in the area. Bright eyes watched the screen light up with some security protocols screaming to stay out. The Zeltron silently giggled to herself. Any time someone told her to stay out was basically demanding she let herself in. Everyone that knew her knew that. Not this security system though! They must have upgraded it since the last time she'd been there... the old one would have known to just give up the moment she connected.
If it weren't for the fact people below might all die if she failed, Cali would find this an enjoyable challenge. Well, like the gals and guys downstairs would say: slow is fast, and fast is slow -- you were better at a task if you didn't rush. Good thing for them, however, Cali liked playing chess with astromech droids -- and those little giggles kept you on your toes.
No one liked maintenance tunnels. They were never built for comfort. They were there in the "unlikely" event something went wrong with the buried power conduits or transmission lines for some poor soul to wiggle on down to fix the problem. It was so unlikely some people even thought not to build such things! They'd just dig it up. 'course that took a great deal of time, and you'd have to damage your pretty condo or whatever... so on a rich world like Naboo you could usually get politicians to see sense. A little sense. Like, one or two; not a whole credit, let's not get crazy.
Good thing Cali used to live on Naboo. She knew these tunnels like the back of her hand! Okay, not that well. She'd been in them before, which is how she knew this whole 'thing' was possible. Not enjoyable, mind, just possible.
So why not tell the boys and girls above to have their super soldiers use these to get behind enemy lines? Oh, well, that was simple. See, she was a slim cutey not worried about being ambushed and more concerned with staying alive, and special forces types were usually wearing lots of gear and banging that gear against every surface as they played inch-worm. Stealth was the only thing that kept someone from thinking about popping a maintenance hatch and tossing in a grenade or something. That'd end the whole counter-insurgency thing right quick.
She stifled the desire to sigh loudly at just how much work it took to crawl through the shaft with her toys when an echo of trouble tickled her ear. Cali paused and looked ahead and then off down a junction. That sounded awfully exciting. Now, the strategic thing to do would be to leave whomever to whatever fate. Cali was not a military mastermind, however. It wasn't that it didn't occur to her to keep going without looking, but she was also a Zeltron. People being happy was kind of their 'thing.' And despite what the Sith might say, dead people couldn't be happy people.
Believe her, she'd seen spooky scary things from the Netherworld. They were all green and scary and stuff. Didn't scream 'happy' to her, no matter how much the Witches tried claiming they were just besides their undead selves with glee.
After a few moments, the hidden observer peeked down through a grate at some commandos below that'd taken up a defensive position. Some of the fire from the hostiles sounded... Cali blinked. Sound, that sounded bad. Like... what was that? Mmm, Basilisk? Oh, those Mandos. How'd they get it to fit?! Questions for another time.
Holo vids would have her pop out and open fire with some kind of mega death ray that'd wipe out the baddies and save the good guys. Cali didn't have a mega death ray today though, and she wasn't exactly Chewbacca. Oh! But

Now that, Cali could handle. Her pink hand dove into the pack and pulled out her tablet. With a panel pushed aside, she jacked in to the control circuitry in the area. Bright eyes watched the screen light up with some security protocols screaming to stay out. The Zeltron silently giggled to herself. Any time someone told her to stay out was basically demanding she let herself in. Everyone that knew her knew that. Not this security system though! They must have upgraded it since the last time she'd been there... the old one would have known to just give up the moment she connected.
If it weren't for the fact people below might all die if she failed, Cali would find this an enjoyable challenge. Well, like the gals and guys downstairs would say: slow is fast, and fast is slow -- you were better at a task if you didn't rush. Good thing for them, however, Cali liked playing chess with astromech droids -- and those little giggles kept you on your toes.