Good Ol' Scoundrel
OBJ II
Zef Halo, grumpy ol' scoundrel, had no idea why a scumbag like himself was invited to this clearly top secret and galaxy-impacting meeting of the Trade Federation capitalists. Decades ago he would've realized that he could sell the information provided here to infochants across the galaxy for a hefty sum of credits but now? Now all that took his attention was the free drinks and free food. Maybe bingo, too.
The meeting started great - they weren't really talking that much, thus not irritating the old smuggler; yet, as time passed the dialogue became extremely heavy and full of terminology that sounded virgin to Zef Halo.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Zef realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his comfort from harm.
Zef has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the ceiling, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with no one but himself, as it is clear that Zef did all of the difficult work.
"Y'all gonna keep bitchin' and bickerin' or y'all gonna go and actually do stuff?" idiots. He went back to digging into his Jell-O.
Gat Tambor Lucien Dooku Lunafreya Solidor Agrippa The Hutt etc etc
Zef Halo, grumpy ol' scoundrel, had no idea why a scumbag like himself was invited to this clearly top secret and galaxy-impacting meeting of the Trade Federation capitalists. Decades ago he would've realized that he could sell the information provided here to infochants across the galaxy for a hefty sum of credits but now? Now all that took his attention was the free drinks and free food. Maybe bingo, too.
The meeting started great - they weren't really talking that much, thus not irritating the old smuggler; yet, as time passed the dialogue became extremely heavy and full of terminology that sounded virgin to Zef Halo.
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Zef realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his comfort from harm.
Zef has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the ceiling, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with no one but himself, as it is clear that Zef did all of the difficult work.
"Y'all gonna keep bitchin' and bickerin' or y'all gonna go and actually do stuff?" idiots. He went back to digging into his Jell-O.
Gat Tambor Lucien Dooku Lunafreya Solidor Agrippa The Hutt etc etc