Auction Rusty's Custom Arms and Armament Auction: The Beast

[Riamah]

I recycle. Just bought a used Harley.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I got a new bread machine. I loaf it.

 

[Katria Vekarr]

I told my friend I wanted to teach someone the ropes, but that they should be cool if I didn't understand them.

He told me to talk to the wookie.

 

[Adilene Gallier]

When it comes to cosmetic surgery, a lot of people turn their noses up.

 

[Adilene Gallier]

Yesterday, I swallowed some food coloring. The doc says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

 

[Maur]

I got a new bread machine. I loaf it.

That was a crumb-y pun. You're toast if that's your best.

I love making cheesy puns, but it seems everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You know, I saw the worst pun about myopia the other day. I couldn't have retina cornea pun if eye tried.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Some soldiers kept complaining to their CO that their gun sights kept bruising their eyes. The CO assured them that the sights were just fine, but they didn't have much relief.

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

That was a crumb-y pun. You're toast if that's your best.

I love making cheesy puns, but it seems everyone around me is laughtose intolerant.

Wheat, are we making bread puns now? Rye, those are my favourite kind! Although it really makes me feel like I oat to go get myself something to snack on.

 

[Riamah]

Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Hamlet decides to play Battleship with his friends, but he's not sure where the enemy is. "2B?"

"No, not 2B. Miss."

"Oh, ok."

 

[AMCO]

"Why so glum? I always find the prospect of a good interrogation to be electrifying."

 

[Rusty]

Congratulations to [member="Jak Sandrow"] for finally winning one of these things.

Hamlet decides to play Battleship with his friends, but he's not sure where the enemy is. "2B?"

"No, not 2B. Miss."

"Oh, ok."

That's just wrong on so many levels.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Ayyy, much thanks! I've got a few applications I could use the Beast for...

[member="Rusty"]

 

[Maur]

Wheat, are we making bread puns now? Rye, those are my favourite kind! Although it really makes me feel like I oat to go get myself something to snack on.

You've gotten butter, but your delivery kneads work. At yeast you tried dough. You seemed to really be on a roll.

 

[Maple Harte]

....my very name.