Single/Dating/Married (IC)

[Allyson Locke]

@[member="Lord Depravious"] @[member="Zen Auryn"]
Yes because I'm so bright and beautiful. But yeah Sir Lord Depravious we should meet ICly.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Single...Nobody likes aliens like people think they Do ):

I date aliens. I don't care.

 

[Zen Auryn]

idk about bright...

 

[Allyson Locke]

I was talking about my hair you ass.

 

[Zen Auryn]

(hint: she dyes it)

 

[Allyson Locke]

You wish, at least I have eyes to appreciate the colors of the world.

 

[Zen Auryn]

I appreciate plenty of colours! Besides, I'd have to look at you if I had eyes.

 

[Allyson Locke]

If you had eyes you wouldn't be able to take them off of me. I have your eyes in my purse sucka.

 

[Zen Auryn]

And the truth comes out: Spencer is a creep with an eye fetish! But we all knew that given how much she gets around.

 

[Allyson Locke]

I'm not the Jedi bicycle! Oh wait neither are you...who would want something so small.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Dude, you need to tone down. Spencer will kill you man, trust me. I know!

 

[Zen Auryn]

Go lick an eyeball, Jacobs.

 

[Allyson Locke]

GO watch a movie! Oh wait...

 

[Darren Onyx]

OOOOOOOOOH SNAP! You gonna take the @[member="Spencer Jacobs"]?

 

[Zen Auryn]

They're called audiobooks, you vapid blonde.

....

...so, my place at 9, hatesex as usual?

 

[Allyson Locke]

I hate you.

 

[Zen Auryn]

Yep, that's the idea, as was the last 12 times...

 

[Darren Onyx]

*backs away* I see there is some tension. Kick his ass Spencer, just like you are kicking mine!

 

[Allyson Locke]

You pile of bantha poo....and yeah I just posted to you Onyx xD

 

[Darren Onyx]

Alright... *sighs* back to me getting beat.