Snog/Marry/Avoid/Bang/Hang/Kill

[Slot 11]

nerf herder! *inches closer while yelling*

 

[Celty Ikon]

Am I one? I doubt it. *thinks about reaching a hand out, but just drums his fingers on his leg instead*

 

[Slot 11]

Uuuuuuurrrgh! You ARE! You've been this way since we were kids! *inches closer again*

Do you see where this is going, or is it just me?

 

[Celty Ikon]

I wasn't that much of an nerf herder... I was a kid. *moves his hand again, but just ends up messing with his hair*

Where what's going? *whistles*

 

[Slot 11]

Of course YOU would think that, with that enormous pig-head you've got! *Is now literally standing directly in front of you, glaring down at you*

Birds a rollin', ah-ah-ah rollin'. Bees a rollin', ah-ah-ah rollin'... That's gonna be a song now.....

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Yeah? Well, Lady Butt-Cape, at least I'm not... disturbingly attractive?

I think it is. I'm not going to google it, though

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

Oh, THAT'S IT! I Have HA- wait. Did you just?....... *looks at you angrily, but also confused*
Ohmigod this goes in a thread. Bookmark this moment in your brain. GOT IT??!!

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Er... I... Uh... *smiles weakly and glances away*

Yep! That'll be like... his slip-up


[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

What the- are you blushing? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLUSHING??!! *is now utterly confused*
And she's so dumbfounded that she has to hear it again or she'll think she heard you wrong. Ah, I love these kinds of stories.
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

Uh... Ummm... I said you'd be attractive if you weren't yelling at me all the time.

And then the stubbornness that makes him continue the argument just for the sake of it.

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

Oho, that's rich! You think I'm falling for that one??!! You lie ALL THE TIME!!! *leans over you, even more angry than before*
She, being unsure of whether or not he actually means it, chooses to continue the argument as well...... We're just commentating what's going on, aren't we? x3
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

I wasn't trying to make you fall for anythin- Wait, I know I lie to random people in the street, but when did I lie to you? *Stands up to face you, but just ends up sort of half-crouching at eye-level*

And then he simply confuses the matter more because this argument is full of tangents. Narration is fun. :3

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

THE DAY I LEFT ZELTROS!! *face is red all the way down to her neck, and as she glowers at you, tears brim in her eyes. She backs up a little bit.* The day... You said you wouldn't miss me once I was gone....
And out slips the confession. Kinda..... Not quite..... But he's a smart guy. He'll figure it out..... Right?
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*stands up and puts his hand on your shoulder* You did decide that that was a good time to break my nose, Rim... *smiles sadly* I did miss you, though. I figured out that... I sort of needed other people when my parents got killed.

He might figure it out Or maybe he just did. Can't tell.

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

*glares at his chest, swiftly wiping her eyes* Yeah, well.... I needed people, too. Do you know what it's like to live in a place where no one cares? My grandma hated my parents because they got married. When I showed up, the way I was? She just told me to get over it and move on right off the bat. It didn't even PHASE her to know that her son was..... *her throat catches. Her fists clench at her sides for a minute* I didn't have any friends there, Celty. In six years. Not one. I needed you....
Alright, I'm putting my metaphorical foot down. Either we transition this into a thread right now, or I'm gonna...... I'm...... Uuuuuuuum........
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*He looks down at his feet for a moment, and then looks back up at you* Yeah, I sort of do know. My cousins ignored me, and all the people in that town were just kissing my ass because I bought most of the town. My granddad didn't know I existed. *pulls you into a loose hug* That doesn't make your time on Coruscant any better, though. I really missed you, you crazy Filly.

Yeah, this is adorable... I'm writing the intro thread, atm.

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

.............. *explodes from adorbz*

[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*picks up the pieces and walks off with them*

[member="Rima Filenko"]

 

[Slot 11]

Whoa whoa whoa! What're you gonna do with those???
[member="Celty Ikon"]

 

[Celty Ikon]

*shrug* I was just cleaning up. You're the one who exploded everywhere. You slob

[member="Rima Filenko"]