So I've just noticed I've never made a Mando

[Genet'orar Detta]

Yes, yes it is.

And it'll be even easier for you to spot me, Dax. I'll be the one with my boot up your... wait, PG-13, right? >.>

Also, yes, Danger, I am delicious.

 

[Darron Wraith]

That armor does look really really good.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

I know. And I saw it right around the time I joined here and happened to notice there was a Mando faction.

...And then the planets aligned, too! It was crazy. >.>

 

[A 'den]

Greetings Genet'orar Detta.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

Hey there.

 

[Daxton Bane]

Well your welcome to try if you swing that way. Oh Mando with the clucking bird on your chest. How many mandos have I broken already? Looks like its time for me to bring out my silver pen and sign someone's face plate again.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

That's cute. I'll be sure to remember that. Maybe I'll leave an imprint of that 'clucking bird' on your bald head.

 

[Daxton Bane]

So you plan to rub your chest on my head? Hmmmm sounds interesting and pushing the limits of pg 13

 

[Daxton Bane]

Oh what should I write? The number of the local kfc? The colonel sanders help line? How about the hot line for seriously demented chicks? hahahaha

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

No no, see, I'm going to take your lightsaber, or well I guess it would be mine at this point, and take off that piece of armor, because it's armor and therefore not part of my skin. Then I'm gonna use my new lightsaber to heat up that portion of metal, and then hold it against your face until it cools, and probably take a good bit of skin with it when I rip it off.

Then all of the lady Sith will know you've been claimed and they can't have you.

 

[Daxton Bane]

First of all, you hardly merit using a light saber on in the first place. Seriously. You have a wrung necked bird on your chest? I might think you're the equivalent of a Mando Butcher or something.

Secondly, never mind the fact, you will be trying to use a lightsaber without training. You claim you're wrecking your own armor just so you could try to brand me? I'm quaking in my boots.

This I will really have to see. But here is my counter offer, I promise that if Daxton ever encounters you on the battlefield, he will stretch you so that everyone will know what that thing on your chest is based upon.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

I never said you'd need to use the lightsaber, sweetness. I just told you I was going to be taking it from you. Nor do I need training to use it to heat something. Nor would it ruin my armor.

 

[Halik Falkosi]

Mandalorians ftw.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

Augh, I hate Sheena. I almost said 'totes'.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Yum!

My first thought was 'I could say the same thing about you'

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

Sorry, Sarge, I saw her first.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Brah, everyone saw her at the same time with hips like dat

 

[Sandis Veeran]

What...

I...what

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

To be fair, I saw her before the lot of you.

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

Yes, but you saw her with dirty smuggler eyes. They don't count. Same goes for Sarge, I'm pretty sure. That his eyes are dirty. Not that he's a smuggler.