Kalinai Soluza
Supreme Ultimate Pirate Empress
The holonet had 337,000 channels, apparently anyway. There were strange channels on the periphery which Kalinai had not dared to go.
Now she had a choice between such luminaries as: The Jedi Apprentice, My Deathstar Rules, Dancing With the Sith, Survivor: Endor and Toddlers and Toydarians.
Needless to say Kally loved trashy programs, and sitting in the Captain’s cabin of the Flying Pineapple, she had a large screen to watch it on.
She was just getting settled in to watch Witch Way: Elimination Special live from Dathomir when….
Citizens of the Galaxy, I speak to you. I am Darth Vyrassu. I bring you a message, a message of despair, pain, suffering. The Republic has black flagged all Sith. So I say do we Sith sit back and allow that to happen? I think not. To the Sith of the Galaxy, I offer advice, become allies with The One Sith to make sure of survival. As for the pitiful republic and Jedi. Have we not destroyed you enough? You both Jedi and Republic have lost coruscaunt, the Jedi Temple burned to the ground, a sith Citadel in its place. I urge you young Jedi padawans, even those of you that are knights and masters. Is the Republic and the Jedi where you want to stand when the Sith eliminates the Republic and Jedi? They are insects waiting to be killed. That's why I am offering... One million credits for every Jedi dead with proof. 500,000 for every republic official dead with proof. What would ANY of you citizens do for that kind of money? Would you kill to give your family all they desire, to protect your family? This is an opportunity to make alot of Credits. Republic, Jedi, your deaths have been marked. If the galaxy does not eliminate you, the Sith will.
Kalinai flicked through some channels, but it seemed this clown was all that was being shown.
“Elayne! Something’s wrong with the holonet!”
Her long suffering first mate came in time to see the end of the poorly worded peroration. “Every Republic official? I mean, I reckon we could find some tax collectors to shoot….”
“Pfft, this Sith is a drongo,” Kalinai declared. “Who is this guy anyway? I’ve never heard of Darth Vassie before. He certainly sounds like the suppository of all wisdom.”
“Repository?”
“I meant what I said…. Anyway, is this the Dark Lord? I thought the Dark Lord was just a guy behind a curtain. Who’s this idiot?”
Suddenly Witch Way came back on, and Kalinai and Elayne completely forgot about Sith making badly worded proclaimations….
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]
Now she had a choice between such luminaries as: The Jedi Apprentice, My Deathstar Rules, Dancing With the Sith, Survivor: Endor and Toddlers and Toydarians.
Needless to say Kally loved trashy programs, and sitting in the Captain’s cabin of the Flying Pineapple, she had a large screen to watch it on.
She was just getting settled in to watch Witch Way: Elimination Special live from Dathomir when….
Citizens of the Galaxy, I speak to you. I am Darth Vyrassu. I bring you a message, a message of despair, pain, suffering. The Republic has black flagged all Sith. So I say do we Sith sit back and allow that to happen? I think not. To the Sith of the Galaxy, I offer advice, become allies with The One Sith to make sure of survival. As for the pitiful republic and Jedi. Have we not destroyed you enough? You both Jedi and Republic have lost coruscaunt, the Jedi Temple burned to the ground, a sith Citadel in its place. I urge you young Jedi padawans, even those of you that are knights and masters. Is the Republic and the Jedi where you want to stand when the Sith eliminates the Republic and Jedi? They are insects waiting to be killed. That's why I am offering... One million credits for every Jedi dead with proof. 500,000 for every republic official dead with proof. What would ANY of you citizens do for that kind of money? Would you kill to give your family all they desire, to protect your family? This is an opportunity to make alot of Credits. Republic, Jedi, your deaths have been marked. If the galaxy does not eliminate you, the Sith will.
Kalinai flicked through some channels, but it seemed this clown was all that was being shown.
“Elayne! Something’s wrong with the holonet!”
Her long suffering first mate came in time to see the end of the poorly worded peroration. “Every Republic official? I mean, I reckon we could find some tax collectors to shoot….”
“Pfft, this Sith is a drongo,” Kalinai declared. “Who is this guy anyway? I’ve never heard of Darth Vassie before. He certainly sounds like the suppository of all wisdom.”
“Repository?”
“I meant what I said…. Anyway, is this the Dark Lord? I thought the Dark Lord was just a guy behind a curtain. Who’s this idiot?”
Suddenly Witch Way came back on, and Kalinai and Elayne completely forgot about Sith making badly worded proclaimations….
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]