SWRP Chaos Builds My Next Character - Poorly

[Ashin Varanin]

1. Aspect of the the storm. The Aspect of the Storm was a nightsister technique that could turn the inky blackness of the sky into bright, white threads of lightning strikes. While its implied this could work like a force storm, it'd be funnier to make it work so you just had the ability to summon ominous bakcgroudn lightning wheenever you felt the need.

2. Force Phantom--The ability to summon a ghost-like apparition, permanently--that willl kill you should it die. How useful!

3. Ayna-Seff--The ability to fake one's own brain death.



Bonus round: Special skill is hammy acting. Between the dramatic lightning at will, faking your own death repeatedly, and the army of high-risks ghosts, you'll b the best worst supervillain money can buy!

Brilliant.

 

[Preliat Mantis]

1. Ears of the Chiroptix
2. Harmoize Lightsaber crystals
3. Restful-sleep-in-danger


4. Intricate knowledge of all household uses of durasteel

 

[Velok the Younger]

1. Ears of the Chiroptix
2. Harmoize Lightsaber crystals
3. Restful-sleep-in-danger


4. Intricate knowledge of all household uses of durasteel

Totes a frontrunner. That's some serious useless there. I applaud you, sir.

 

[Kitt Solo]

1. Master of being scared. You never got rid of that nightlight. This doesn't mean you always run away, it just means you'll always have clammy hands and a high heart-rate. Probably a good metabolism too. This will affect the ability and function of item 3.
2. The wooer scent. Think Axe body spray, but it only works after you go to the bathroom and always attracts the opposite species and sex-type that you desire.
3. Hiccuping force bellow. Excellent for short range but will not work on command and power will usually disappear after someone scares you.



4. Knows everything about the history of Ryloth and a master chef of one dish: fettuccine Alfredo.

 

[Not Ordo]

Your character should think it knows

Force fear

Telepathy

Battle meditation

But in reality is just the star wars version of Don Quixote and not even force sensitive.

Real skill: encyclopedic knowledge of holobooks, films and comics about jedi that never actually existed.

 

[Allyson Locke]

Force fear Telepathy Battle meditation

That awkward moment when someone side ways says you're useless without knowing it D: Also

1. Alchaka
2.Hibernation Trance
3. Force Listening

Real Skill: Making paper origami cranes

 

[Ashin Varanin]

After much deliberation, I've decided to meld elements of the top-rated submissions into a final form of uselessness. Much thanks to my finalists: [member="Iella E'ron"], [member="Asemir Lor'kora"], and [member="Vogjon"]

• Life Web
• Weather Sense/Predict Natural Disasters
• Fireball Belch

As a fourth skill, because it came up more than once:

• Memory Rub/Mnemotherapy

Amateur meteorologist who can make you forget his mistakes, perhaps. But no, I'll come up with a half-decent character to go with this execrable skillset. Thanks for playing, all.

 

[Rayth]

Awesome

 

[Asemir]

Fireball Belch

 

[Coci Heavenshield]

I look forward to seeing this one about... haha.

 

[Fatty]

That... is brilliant beyond compare.

 

[Toxarien]

I wouldn't want to fight you if you really were a jedi master chef.

 

[Vogjon]

She actually went with fireball belch.

...By the force.