SWRP: Speed Dominion of Love

[Jsc]

Hello CHAOS. I bring urgent news. The Republic is currently looking for more Jedi Councilors to fill it's twelve seats. Amongst the numerous criteria was mentioned: "...Sexy God Maybe?" Needless to say. This pressing issue must be addressed with a parody from JSC publicly.

Thusly, in the spirit of lulz. (And to my opposition of Corvinus Palpatine taking away my musical innocence.) Let the voting commence!

#ForTheLULZ​

#SexyGod​

#WhyCorvinusHATEme?​

 

[Evan Kenner]

[member="Varus Shatterstar"]

 

[Judah Lesan]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

I nominate me for telling council over at the USSD they were wrong and lazy for just letting the Sith run all over the galaxy

 

[Varus Shatterstar]

X_x


[member="Evan Kenner"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Judah Lesan"]

 

[Darth Kentarch]

I don't fully understand the nature of this poll.

 

[Nyx]

I propose that only the sexiest among the Jedi may hold a seat on the council.
And that there be a contest to determine the sexiest.

 

[Jsc]

I don't fully understand the nature of this poll.

Then we shall educate you. [member="Varus Shatterstar"] show him your abs.

(this poll has no point)

 

[Judah Lesan]

[member="Darth Kentarch"]

Jay being Jay... Which is why we luffles him

 

[Phylis Alince]

Damn kids. In my day we had proper Jedi Councils.

*Grumbles*

 

[Varus Shatterstar]

-pulls his jacket tightly around his waist and glances away-

No...

 

[Darth Kentarch]

I'll pass.

 

[Zonia Kalranoos]

 

[Nyx]

YES.
I like where this is going.
[member="Tionne Thanewulf"]

 

[Jsc]

I'll pass.

Haha. I apologize Ken. Not all my jokes are very funny.

 

[Jsc]

YES.
I like where this is going.
[member="Tionne Thanewulf"]

Do not encourage the Tio. She will do it. She will do it.

(this message has been rated PG-13)

 

[Ire'Rain Sekairo]

Last time I checked being sexy was one of the requirements... but every member of the council I know of is oddly attractive anyway.
*conspiracy theories intensify*

 

[Zonia Kalranoos]

A Jedi should be direct...so vote [member="Varus Shatterstar"]

 

[Nyx]

This poll keeps getting better and better.
[member="Tionne Thanewulf"]

 

[Varus Shatterstar]

[member="Tionne Thanewulf"]

Please... ×_×