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[member="Carlyle Rausgeber"] keeps a chest hidden in his home. Written in marker across the side, which appears to have been attempted to rub off, is the words "For sale: Foreplay for you and your dirty dirty desires" Inside can be found worn in costumes for the following: Wookie Suit, Kylo Ren outfit, Han Solo outfit, Darth Vader helmet, unusually shaped lightsabers which appear hollow for some surely noble uses, and of course a man sized Ewok suit.
 
[member="Carlyle Rausgeber"] Plans to? What if I've already done it.

Carlyle has no perception of life, and is secretly going insane. He goes home every night and prays to a statue of Kylo Ren praying to Darth Vadar. Afterwards which he manages his blog and decided whether or not to open the box labelled not so inconspicuous. To finish his night, he watches War Stars over and over to remember the good'ol days. Back when film was good.
 

RIP Carlyle Rausgeber

"It's all been bloody marvellous..."
[member="Nymeria Vizsla"] How did you know? >.<

Nymeria is a hippie, a goddamned hedonist who spends most of her evenings attempting to praise her idols. After arriving home from work, her schedule works as follows: From four till five, the buxom redhead can be found reading the lewdest of lewd yaoi fanfictions, with the primary ship being Luke X Jar Jar, Jar Jar X Obi Wan, Jar Jar X Kylo or F!Jar Jar X M!Leia . At five, she begins to cook the same old dinner, two minute noodles and the cat food for her several felines. At five thirty, she rings the same escort service, and asks for the Jar Jar impersonator, an impersonator who is really just the same bored man with a voice changer. After having lewdly roleplayed with the man until eleven, she turns on the Phantom Menace, a classic in her abode, and watches it, relieving herself of her Jar Jar fuelled tension.
 

TC-91

The BFG (Until Angered)
[member='Carlyle Rausgeber'] used to drink ten cups of coffee a day, eventually causing him to uncontrollably shake to this day. He not only shakes while awake, but while he's asleep. One day, he will simply drop dead from exhaustion.
 

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