The Amalgam
Darth Phyre II
The Amalgam had been watching Laertia prepare the trick when [member="Matsu Ike"] appeared from behind her in the booth. Those white current techniques were nothing to sneeze at.
The Shi'ido didn't look at her, instead dropping her hold on the Queytek Meditation, letting the natural, intense corruption she exuded, a corruption powerful enough to disrupt the abilities of light adepts, flood out of her like a miasma of evil filth. She smiled as she watched Laertia subtly shudder, and the skin on Moya's face wriggle and deform for a second.
"The so called Jedi Generalist. Head of Saotome. Daughter of Emberlene. Former Jedi Shadow. Mother of seven...always a nice number, I support that number, by the way. (007 Daughters: 700 XP to Matsu). Me? I preferred two. Nice, round number. Balanced. Balance in all things...Oh, I was going to shoot but its been ages since I've gone to a proper show, and Laertia is curiously adorable, don't you think? I mean, it would be such a shame, wouldn't it? If fighting started now? All those people running and screaming, Laertia probably having to refund them all and pay legal damages...it would ruin her, I think..." she finished with a grin, turning to Matsu with a particularly trollish and chit-eating version of said grin. "And if you start the fight now, why...you'll be partly responsible for ruining her. I mean, sure, you could help her with the expenses, but the damage to her reputation would be something no amount of money could fix. So, I think you'll just stay right there while we watch Laertia finish up her act and so all these poor innocent souls don't get traumatized when Force Users start bringing down the house around 'em, eh?" The Amalgam asked snidely, each word delivered with sneering contempt and venom for the Jedi Master and what she and [member="Tanaski Yumi"] stood for.
"So how's Uri?" The Amalgam asked quietly, continuing to watch Moya through the scope. "Oh, sorry--I meant to say Maple Harte, see, I haven't killed any of her loved ones lately and I was hoping to catch up...she's such a doll, that one. Can't stand that Gods-awful alias though. I mean c'mon, Maple Harte?! Seriously?! Sounds like something she came up with nursing a cup of java at some chitty diner. I know my moniker--I'm The Amalgam by the way, nice to meet you! I know my moniker sounds a little arthousy for some people, but between you and me, it was the best I could come up with and at least I was bloody trying. But with her, it's just so obviously a rush-job of an alias, it's actually irritating., know what I mean. Anyway, next time you see her, that is, if you survive what's coming--next time you see her you give her my very warmest regards. Does she like brownies? I can't remember whether it was brownies or cookies she likes. I love bon-bons personally, but I never met a cookie or a brownie I didn't like. Anyway, I ask, because I got this video of me torturing one of her old comrades and then mutating her into a consumer, and that's the sort of viewing experience that deserves a good snack with it. Maybe a drink. What does Uri drink? Ursula never let her drink. I drink Malastarian Martinis--shaken, not stirred..."
There was actually a point to her rambling. In the process of going full motormouth, she was giving Dyson the opportunity to flee...and put a wall of bodyguards between him and Matsu.
"Did you know Maple is sleeping with your vampiric ancestor, Darth Shojo? AKA Sawa Ike, one of the survivors of the assault on the ancient capital ship The Sacred Ancestor? She's still a practicing Sith. Oh, and while I was at it I murdered a local billionaire and used his identity to buy stuff from you a while back...y'know, just to rub it in..."
The Amalgam continued to watch the performance, confidant Matsu was not willing to do anything just yet.
Meanwhile...
As the boxes spun slowly, the doors would open and shut of their own accord.
Each time a box door opened and shut Laertia and Moya seemed to exchange places, each appearing in the others box and then back again.
Finally, a burst of flowered confetti and fireworks showed and the Amalgam gave a more unsettlingly enthusiastic series of claps than the rest of the audience when it was revealed Moya and Laertia had completely exchanged places in the boxes, apparently without any way of going between them, the boxes were on raised wheels, meaning the floor space was clearly visible under the box, so they had not tunneled. Laertia might have managed teleporting between two boxes but two people could not fit into one box and that did not explain how Moya could be in the second box.
Whatever else, one thing was clear. Laertia was a magnificent magician. As much to praise her as to troll her, the Amalgam threw down a bouquet of roses as the rest of the audience erupted into cheers.
The Shi'ido didn't look at her, instead dropping her hold on the Queytek Meditation, letting the natural, intense corruption she exuded, a corruption powerful enough to disrupt the abilities of light adepts, flood out of her like a miasma of evil filth. She smiled as she watched Laertia subtly shudder, and the skin on Moya's face wriggle and deform for a second.
"The so called Jedi Generalist. Head of Saotome. Daughter of Emberlene. Former Jedi Shadow. Mother of seven...always a nice number, I support that number, by the way. (007 Daughters: 700 XP to Matsu). Me? I preferred two. Nice, round number. Balanced. Balance in all things...Oh, I was going to shoot but its been ages since I've gone to a proper show, and Laertia is curiously adorable, don't you think? I mean, it would be such a shame, wouldn't it? If fighting started now? All those people running and screaming, Laertia probably having to refund them all and pay legal damages...it would ruin her, I think..." she finished with a grin, turning to Matsu with a particularly trollish and chit-eating version of said grin. "And if you start the fight now, why...you'll be partly responsible for ruining her. I mean, sure, you could help her with the expenses, but the damage to her reputation would be something no amount of money could fix. So, I think you'll just stay right there while we watch Laertia finish up her act and so all these poor innocent souls don't get traumatized when Force Users start bringing down the house around 'em, eh?" The Amalgam asked snidely, each word delivered with sneering contempt and venom for the Jedi Master and what she and [member="Tanaski Yumi"] stood for.
"So how's Uri?" The Amalgam asked quietly, continuing to watch Moya through the scope. "Oh, sorry--I meant to say Maple Harte, see, I haven't killed any of her loved ones lately and I was hoping to catch up...she's such a doll, that one. Can't stand that Gods-awful alias though. I mean c'mon, Maple Harte?! Seriously?! Sounds like something she came up with nursing a cup of java at some chitty diner. I know my moniker--I'm The Amalgam by the way, nice to meet you! I know my moniker sounds a little arthousy for some people, but between you and me, it was the best I could come up with and at least I was bloody trying. But with her, it's just so obviously a rush-job of an alias, it's actually irritating., know what I mean. Anyway, next time you see her, that is, if you survive what's coming--next time you see her you give her my very warmest regards. Does she like brownies? I can't remember whether it was brownies or cookies she likes. I love bon-bons personally, but I never met a cookie or a brownie I didn't like. Anyway, I ask, because I got this video of me torturing one of her old comrades and then mutating her into a consumer, and that's the sort of viewing experience that deserves a good snack with it. Maybe a drink. What does Uri drink? Ursula never let her drink. I drink Malastarian Martinis--shaken, not stirred..."
There was actually a point to her rambling. In the process of going full motormouth, she was giving Dyson the opportunity to flee...and put a wall of bodyguards between him and Matsu.
"Did you know Maple is sleeping with your vampiric ancestor, Darth Shojo? AKA Sawa Ike, one of the survivors of the assault on the ancient capital ship The Sacred Ancestor? She's still a practicing Sith. Oh, and while I was at it I murdered a local billionaire and used his identity to buy stuff from you a while back...y'know, just to rub it in..."
The Amalgam continued to watch the performance, confidant Matsu was not willing to do anything just yet.
Meanwhile...
As the boxes spun slowly, the doors would open and shut of their own accord.
Each time a box door opened and shut Laertia and Moya seemed to exchange places, each appearing in the others box and then back again.
Finally, a burst of flowered confetti and fireworks showed and the Amalgam gave a more unsettlingly enthusiastic series of claps than the rest of the audience when it was revealed Moya and Laertia had completely exchanged places in the boxes, apparently without any way of going between them, the boxes were on raised wheels, meaning the floor space was clearly visible under the box, so they had not tunneled. Laertia might have managed teleporting between two boxes but two people could not fit into one box and that did not explain how Moya could be in the second box.
Whatever else, one thing was clear. Laertia was a magnificent magician. As much to praise her as to troll her, the Amalgam threw down a bouquet of roses as the rest of the audience erupted into cheers.