Eternal Father
One time me and [member="Darth Voracitos"] robbed the Bank of Ralltiir.
It was fun throwing you aroundKezeroth the Beholder said:Favorite thread of all time.
Kezeroth watches the One Sith Emperor die by the hand of his own Voice.
http://starwarsrp.net/topic/43758-the-throne-room-one-sith/
[member="Darth Mythos"]
Oh, this one's a fun story, too.Jay Scott Clark said:(Unless Bluehawks, because reasons.)
Long live the Furball Collective!Fabula Caromed said:It was around the time the aforementioned insane ewok faction sprang up.
Darth Mythos said:more should be done
Man...Watts and Halcyon...good fights lol. I never faced Ben himself, but was apart of a fight including him.Jay Scott Clark said:
- This one time, a guy named Art made a new SW RP website because he was tired of shenanigans elsewhere. Which, to be honest wasn't a new thing. There are like a billion websites to RP SW. But I decided to check it out because I was hating shenanigans elsewhere myself.
- This one time, the website was actually good and attracted quite a few veterans of other websites. Spammers and haterz too, but Art was like: whateverz. People got Founders tags, Art decided to not be a one-man Admin show, and the rest of us tried to tell new stories. Just hoping every day that Art wouldn't blow up the website with his crazy maintenance ideas.
- This one time, things were getting pretty sexy on the site and we had to make some rules about things getting way too sexy. Both in stories, PMs, and about Ewok hot tub parties. Fade to black is now a thing. The Ewok hot tubs are, sadly, gone too.
- This one time, The Jedi Order actually owned the planet of Tython and we almost got our own Faction out of it. But. Then we didn't because the Pubs couldn't survive without the Jedi. Well, until the Silvers were brave enough to go solo and prove that a real Jedi Faction can actually be a thing. Now the Silvers are a big deal and it's awesome. Also, Pubs lost Tython.
- This one time, the Pubs beat the Sith and everybody was like: "We did it!". Then some peeps were like: "This is boring", and created the One Sith. Now everybody be like: "Oh no! They back and steamrolling us! Help!"
- This one time, Fleeting was a thing. ...Just kidding. We've never figured that out.
- This one time, a group of people created the Omega Pyre Faction and everybody was all: "A custom faction can't make it in SW. Boo. You'll never make it." And then they steamrolled people in PvP so good it seriously got boring. So peeps was all: "Boo. Staff Faction always win. Boo. Staff Faction." Then we dropped that line because it was dumb. Staff Factions aren't real. (Unless Bluehawks, because reasons.)
- This one time, companies were not a thing. We had Major Factions and we did things with them. Then the map got reset and everybody be all: "Meh. I'm just gonna start a company instead."
- This one time, somebody was like: "We need a wiki!" ...and Tef was all, "STFU. No." ...And to this day his words of great wisdom guide us still.
- This one time, Tef starting appointing new people to Staff and everybody from Yuku was like: "What he doing? Why he adding new people? This is not the Admin way? This is not how you do?" ...And then it turns out it was a really, really good idea.
- This one time, somebody was like, "We don't actually need training threads anymore." And the heavens opened and God said, "...About damn time." William Wallace then came back from the dead and anointed this website his favorite Freedom RP. Forever.
- This one time, this one Senator killed himself by jumping off a very tall place. ...So stupid. So funny. Many laughs were held at his expense. Poor guy.
- This one time, the Jedi Grandmasters in order went: Teferi Effret, Ben Watts, Darron Wraith, ...And, shoot, I forgot. Maybe Dragonsflame, Halycon, Raaf? Poop. I forgot.
This has been: History according to Jay. Enjoy.
No. Tried to forget it!Lady Medax said:GUYS, is no one gonna tell the story of how Circe went to the Mandos (her sworn enemies) in an attempt to make a business deal, got captured, and then was rescued by a bunch of lunatics with nuclear zombies and quite possibly one of the most entertaining OOC threads ever?... Because that's my favorite thing to ever happen here