The Nature Caves of Caelyon V (Lady Kay, but open to all)

[The Page Master]

As [member="Azriel Zadimus"] jumped into the pool of water, gravity shifted once more. What should have been downwards was now horizontal and a layer of ice super froze over the top of the water, preventing his ability to go back. He would surely panic as he banged futilely against the magically hardened ice. However, he found that the water was...breathable! What sorcery could possibly allow for this?!? Why, my sorcery, or course. Did you think that I'd just kill off one of the main characters like that? Eh?? You think me a shamster of a poet when it comes to character development??? Well, by golly, I'LL show you a thing or two about---...umm. Heh heh. Never mind. As I was saying...

The only way forward led to darkness. As he swam forward, the light would wane but an eerie light would approach him until he would come face to face with a creature of the deep sea.

Meanwhile, back on the beach, Tahm was trying to figure out exactly what [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] was. She looked like a person with horns, but she sounded like a tiger. Some people were just plain confusing. As Zreame slid underneath Tahm, the blades got wedged inside of his flesh. They had broken the skin, but they were stuck in his meaty thighs. Surprised by the unexpected move, Tahm simply sat down on top of Zreame. The little scamp had managed to hurt the River King, but her body would make up for it in the form of a nice meal to suck on and digest in the depths of his stomach.

With a triumphant jeer, he was about to set to work when [member="Sheila"] intervened. He wasn't quite sure what she was doing with the Force behind his head, but it hurt like the Dickens. He reared his head back and swatted wildly at the mischievous "gnat". It was at that time that TWO pillars of lightning came down upon Tahm, one for each leg which had a metal sword sticking out of it. His skin lit up like fireworks on Life Day as electricity coursed through his body. A desperate and pained scream bellowed from the depths of Tahm Kench as his flesh began to swell and light up.

Then, his flesh burst, making the sound of a popping balloon. However, instead of spattering fish guts and gore, lots and lots of confetti erupted from him and the sound of children chorusing "YAY!" could be heard for a brief couple of seconds.

In the distance, out over the still dark waters, one could see a small, white-haired man rowing to shore in a row boat.

[member="Lady Kay"] [member="Kyber Salurra"]

 

[Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha]

Zreame screamed out as the beast sat on her, forcing most of the air in her lungs out of them. When the lightning hit and the beast exploded into confetti she screamed as well as the lightning hit herself as well, after all lightning always conducted into the ground. Raising herself up, her hair all over the place as a little electricity running between a few strands of hair as it stood up. A little cough came from her as she looked around and seemed quite a bit off as her eyes were wide as she looked around. "That was......Interesting..." she then half mumbled as she stood up and was quite wobbly using her swords to keep her balance.

[member="The Page Master"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Kyber Salurra"]

 

[Sheila]

[member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="The Page Master"] [member="Lady Kay"]

Sheila was darting around and trying t keep herself focused, losing it when suddenly she was nearly hit and felt a gust that threw her around. She dive bombed to try and help Zreame when she was being sat on while she saw the lightning and the creature explode knocking her back and she grabbed onto Zreame to stay there. "Oww." She was looking at the woman while holding her head and sitting on her shouldn't. "I hit my head on something, you okay?"

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="The Page Master"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"]

Another shocking event as the lightning struck Tahm, causing him to explode in a big pile of....confetti?? Children seemed to cry out in joy and Kay quickly looked around for any sign of them. But there wasn't any. Instead she saw what could possibly be the Page Master in a row boat off in the distance. Was he rowing towards them? It was hard to say. In this place she was learning not to assume anything.

 

[Narfi Hróðson]

As he was trapped under the water he banged the cane against the frozen wall keeping him from sweet life giving air. Wait a minute he could breathe but how? It didn't matter he intended to move down into the depths and find a way out of this watery pit as soon as possible.
At the sight of that underwater creature he readied his cane to attack the creature if it so much as looked at him like food. He tried to swim passed it without it noticing him as he tried to, hopefully, swim out the other side and come up on whatever this tunnel ended in.

(Good lords of Asgard that thing is terrifying.)

[member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="The Page Master"]

 

[The Page Master]

The frightening fish turned in the water as [member="Azriel Zadimus"] tried to swim past him, its dead eyes never appearing to stop staring at him. He left the fish behind, but more and more fish started to swim up and stare at Azriel. He was...well, he wasn't exactly normal prey, but that didn't fully negate the possibility that he could be a meal. Their fish minds were on the line about whether or not they should attack. Mounting hunger and desperation would take care of that if he overstayed his welcome. Deep in the far off distance, a pinprick of light could be seen. However, his view of the surrounding dark waters was filling up with more nightmares.

There were all kinds, shapes, and sorts of fishes that started to surround him.

He could hear and feel a rush and a rumble build up behind and underneath him. He would turn just in time to not get hit by a long white, furry, wet body. An enormous "fish" was passing him by and heading towards the pinprick of light. All aboard?


Meanwhile, back on the beach, The Page Master, rowing onto shore, hopped out of the boat wearing his Hawaiian garb and toting a big bucket full of large, oversized paint rollers and brushes. Dropping the bucket halfway up the hill, he walked over to the palm tree, opened [member="Kyber Salurra"]'s mouth, and dropped a Senzu Bean inside. Whether he ate it or not, The Page Master didn't know. He addressed [member="Sheila"], [member="Lady Kay"], and [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] when he said,

"Grab a paint brush, everyone! This sky isn't going to fix itself." With that, he lifted one of the rollers and started waving it around up in the air at the sky. Now, this act would have been a clear sign of insanity to anyone out in the real world, but small swatches of the sky were starting to turn back to their original cheery, light blue, fluffy cloud, sunny day.

He saw Sheila and said, "Oh, dear me. I almost forgot about, my sweet. Here..." He produced a tiny spray paint can for her to take. "...it should work just as well as the others."


(P.S. I love showing you guys these incredibly beautiful, yet horrifying creatures on earth. Yeah, a couple of them are just art, but they're still cool.)

 

[Kyber Salurra]

((A Halo and DBZ reference in the same thread? By god, Pagemaster, you are beautiful.))​

((And sorry if this is below my usual quality, I kind of rushed through this one. :c))​

Kyber laid there dreaming for awhile longer, unfortunately missing the grunt birthday party as he did so. He always misses the cool stuff. Anyway, Kyber laid there throughout the entire awesome Tarantino-level fight scene before the Page Master (somehow) popped him with one of those beautifully bland beans even though his helmet was still on. It's the Page Master. Don't question it. Moving on; Kyber jumped --he swore it had to be at least 10 feet-- up into the air with a rejuvenation he'd never felt in all his years. He looked around sporadically for awhile until he spotted Zreame and darted over to her with the speed of an unburdened Usain before bending down slightly and offering a hand to help her up. "How long was I out? Did I miss much?"

The Hunter asked these questions with such vigor if you hadn't known it, you would've never guessed he was out of commission only moments beforehand. After he'd either helped her up, or she ignored his assistance, it gave him time to zip through his brain for any questions he had. Like the confetti. I thought they were running for their lives, how was there confetti? Did they have a party? Oh kriff... how long had he been out?! Eh, none of it mattered, this was all a drea- wait a minute. The deathly seriousness of the situation had suddenly smacked Kyber across the face. Kyber was just dreaming. After fainting. From running too hard. When does that happen in a dream? The entirety of Kyber's actions up to this point unfolded in his mind. The reckless behaviour, the confident attitude, even the jokes! Oh god, Kyber never makes jokes!

After a moment of panic Kyber calmed himself down and remembered the facts, laying them out in his head; "There is a man that can literally paint on the sky directly in front of me, asprite of some kind, a lightsaber wei- wait what? She has a lightsaber? Chit... more dangerous than I thought." Kyber would then look directly at Zreame and give a little smile underneath his helmet "Well, as long as I wasn't dreaming her I could deal with all of this craziness."

// [member="The Page Master"] // [member="Lady Kay"] // [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] // [member="Sheila"] // [member="Azriel Zadimus"] //

 

[Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha]

Zreame was still a little out of it as she accepted Kybers help and slowly got up, her standing up wasn't that more like gyrating wobbling with a purpose. "Pretty" She then said as she pointed at the streaks of fluffy blue sky above them and took a handed paint brush and began to paint one of farthest reaches of the sky. Her hair was still shooting out as the last electric currents ran between her horns and then split and dissipated.
Her tail was curling up in a ball and then curling out in a steady rhythm as she then combed her hair back after dropping the brush and then went down on her haunches as she held around her head. "OW, ow, ow..." she then began to mumble as her brain "clicked back on".

[member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="The Page Master"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"]

 

[Narfi Hróðson]

Seeing the furry fish swim towards the light he quickly grabbed hold. 'Hope this works' He thought as he moved both hands to grip the wet fur of the fish. He hoped it would take him to the end towards the light... there was something he hadn't thought before even during his feverish dreaming in the stasis pod that had been his prison for so long.

[member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="The Page Master"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"]

 

[Sheila]

[member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"] [member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="The Page Master"] [member="Lady Kay"]

Sheila was looked at Zreame and she landed on her shoulder. "I am confused, when did the sky get all painty." A look at her while she was rubbing her head and zreames with the force while she was trying to massaging her temples to get the pain out of them. "I don't know what is happening now."

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="The Page Master"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"]

As the figure in the boat did appear to be the Page Master, she turned off her lightsaber and placed it safely in her satchel. As Kyber awoke and jumped quite a distance up in the air, her cloak fell to the ground. She smirked as the love struck hunter went straight for Zreame to help her. Such a silly man, but it was cute to watch.

She picked up her cloak and stuffed that into her satchel as well before picking up a roller and helping paint the sky. This was an odd game that they were playing, but it was fun too, despite the dangers. And at least her skirt was drying. "Did you create this world, sir?"

 

[Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha]

Zreame turned her head to look at [member="Sheila"] with a half out of it look. "I have no idea what is going on and my head just... hurts..." She said before she gestured to [member="Kyber Salurra"] to come closer so she could lean against him as she got the fatigue and damage from the lightning out of her body. It hurt quite a bit even more than when she had a little accident during one of the hunting trips with her mother.

"Just lemme rest a bit." She then said as she closed her eyes a little bit.

[member="Azriel Zadimus"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="The Page Master"]

 

[William]

One day I was walking by in a place I forgot about. I found this cave that looked creepy and I WANTED TO KILL EVERYTHING INSIDE!!!!!! So i walked inside for a wile and after a bit i came out there was a river. I suddenly noticed this strange old man running away who seemed to loose his cloths, so i peered with the scope of my sniper rifle to get a closer view and you dont want to know what i saw, anyway he got his cloths back that i gave him saying "hey you need some cloths?" and he said "yesh" and he put them and and used a brown stick to make him disappear.

 

[William]

One day I was walking by in a place I forgot about. I found this cave that looked creepy and I WANTED TO KILL EVERYTHING INSIDE!!!!!! So i walked inside for a wile and after a bit i came out there was a river. I suddenly noticed this strange old man running away who seemed to loose his cloths, so i peered with the scope of my sniper rifle to get a closer view and you dont want to know what i saw, anyway he got his cloths back that i gave him saying "hey you need some cloths?" and he said "yesh" and he put them and and used a brown stick to make him disappear.

then i woke up... D: bad dream

 

[William]

suddenly i notices some people running around outside MY HOME...
i couldn't tell what they were doing

 

[The Page Master]

[member="Sheila"] and [member="Kyber Salurra"] were understandably busy helping [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"], so he took the chance to have a one on one with [member="Lady Kay"].

"Yes, child, I did create this world. I created it with the sweat of my own mind...well, no. The mind doesn't sweat. That's just a Zambini myth. Anyway---Oh, I missed a spot. Can you reach that spot over by the nimbus cloud my dear? Thank you. Now, where was I...oh, yes. You see, I know not where I come from or where that I go. The here and now? I know what to do with it. I create! I make worlds like these so that I may help others get away from the hustle and bustle of life and focus on the more important things. Things like friendship, adventure, change of scenery,..."

The Page Master turned around to see Kyber trying to take care of Zreame and he smiled broadly. "...love."

Out of the corner of his eyes, he could see a patch of sand start to swirl and turn black. He sighed quietly to himself and tried to cover the patch up by shoving normal sand over it with his boot. It's already starting... He thought to himself.

Turning back to the sky, he could see that it was almost done. Just one dark cloud left. However, instead of painting it over, he halted the work efforts of the others and pulled a rope out of his sleeve. It turned itself into a lasso as it hit the ground and he grabbed onto the end of it. Using both hands, he twirled the lasso round and round and tossed a mighty heave. The lasso went FLYING towards the dark cloud and draped successfully around it.

Turning to Lady Kay, he gave her a section of rope to help pull and he said "Now, we will pull the lasso on the count of three. You shall count to three and three shall be the count. You shall not pull at the count of 4. You shall also not pull at the count of 2. 5 is right out!"

Now that she (hopefully) understood perfectly clear what they were to do, he counted henceforth to the count of three and gave a holy pull. The dark cloud flew over towards him and over the others heads. It floated to a stop in front of him. He dropped the rope and pulled out a stick. He then pointed at the cloud and guided it to stay hovering 10 feet in the air off to the side. There was a white space in place of where the cloud was.

He stood waiting at the beach for their new arrival to show up. Soon enough, a Luck Dragon popped out of the water, flew high up, came back down, and landed on the beach. On his back was [member="Azriel Zadimus"]. The Page Master flicked his wand and commanded the dark cloud to go and provide continuous cover for the man from the sun.

"Welcome, welcome, stranger!" said The Page Master with his hands outstretched and the wand put away.



(I still have access to internet, but I'm on vacation. Response time will be a little bit more disjointed, but I'm trying to keep these things daily.)

 

[Narfi Hróðson]

When he saw the edge or surface of the water approach he held tightly with both hands and then shut his eyes. He opened his eyes just as they left the water and he was surprised to say the least with the change of scenery. When the Luck dragon or whatever the sausage mutant dog looking thing was called, landed he lost his grip and slid down the wet fur and landed on the sand. He coughed a little as the water in his lungs was vacated forcefully and he then combed his hair back with one hand and then he proceeded to adjust his clothing as he was a gentleman and they always look as good as they can in a situation.
Seeing the cloud brought over him to shield him from the suns rays he looked at [member="The Page Master"] or the frail looking, if not peculiarly dressed, old man in front of him. 'I won't burst into flames if that's what you think.' His expression said for a brief moment as he looked the page master in the eyes and then cleared his throat a little. "Might I inquire as to were we are and... what exactly is going on?" He then said in a polite and well mannered tone as he placed his cane down against the sand and looked around, the women looked absolutely delicious. "Oh were are my manners... My name is Count Azriel Zadimus of Serenno at your service." He then said as he gave the people in front of him a curtsy bow.

[member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Kyber Salurra"]

 

[Kay-Larr]

[member="The Page Master"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"] [member="Kyber Salurra"] [member="Azriel Zadimus"]

Kay would have tended to Zreame, but the Page Master had her distracted. She followed his instructions to the letter and without question. The little dark cloud was curious and it wasn't until the luck dragon arrived with a rider that she figured out what it may be for.

She had read about luck dragons in a storybook, so Kay walked over to him and started to scratch behind his right ear. They can never quite reach it, you know! And of course the luck dragon loved it.

As the Count spoke and bowed to them, she bowed her head in return. "Hello. I'm Lady Kay...or rather, just Kay is fine. Over there is Sheila and Zreame and....not sure of his name. And that there is the Page Master. He has brought us here for a little adventure." She smiled and gave the luck dragon a hug before stepping back, glancing at her friends.

 

[Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha]

Zreame was still quite disorientated while her tail seemed to begin acting like a snake shooting this way and that, while it's owner began to babble a little.

[member="Azriel Zadimus"] [member="The Page Master"] [member="Lady Kay"] [member="Sheila"] [member="Kyber Salurra"]

 

[Sheila]

[member="Zreame Ithrac Zeibitha"]

Sheila was looking at Zreame and was looking at her while she was fluttering about and working as she was trying to push the force to help zreame. She could heal with in maybe while she was touching her shoulder. "Hey now come on Zreame we'll get you some help." She moved to rub her friends cheek while looking around before.