Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Holden Tark]

So I think your the tenth chick this week!

 

[KitKat]

I used to be a man...

 

[Holden Tark]

There's a spider next to your face

 

[KitKat]

You owe me $800

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

My fingers smell like crayons

 

[Judah Lesan]

I had baked beans for lunch

 

[KitKat]

Wait I thought you were dead...

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

Foot cramp

 

[Holden Tark]

Round and round the mullberry bush... Pop goes the weasel...

 

[KitKat]

How do you feel about cross dressers?

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

Call me Mistress Mandy

 

[Holden Tark]

So it oozes still that's fine... I'm not contagious

 

[KitKat]

Does this smell funny to you?

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

No that won't fit

 

[Holden Tark]

Yeah this sucks

 

[Corey's OOC]

"Would you like to join my pyramid scheme?"

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

That's close enough to being legal age

 

[KitKat]

So can I get your sisters digits?

 

[Holden Tark]

Wow I thought you were someone else

 

[Mayumi Kochi]

Take me jigglypuff, take me