Location: Ryloth [Capital Bio-Dome] Outside [To Inside] Confederate Defense Force Garage
Weapon: None
Enemies: Oceiros Sunstrider | J'onns | Thalia Senn | Madalena Antares | Agents of Chaos
Allies: Rann Thress | Draconis Sederius Wolf | Millu Lee | Srina Talon | Prennis Keeoli | Ciri Jade | Vytal Noctura | Julra Repraj | Damsy Callat | Lunara Azure | Tess Valnora | Maeve Archeron | Allya Vi'Dreya
B1 Party: Moe Uilor | OOM-001-JELLYBEAN | OOM-002-HONEYCOMB | OOM-003-CUPCAKE | OOM-004-DONUT | OOM-016-ASTRO
Ah, the pure euphoria of uploading into a spiffy new chassis. Polished duraplast with a chromium finish highlighted with only the most pristine accents of sapphire-like blue. The fresh lather of oil and various lubricants ensuring the epitome of functionality if there ever was one. It sure was good to be PIE today - not even a smudge, scratch or carbon scored for as far as the eye could see!
The B1 unit uncurled from its storage form as the programming finally pushed through to activate him. As he extended to full height, he pivoted and gazed at the row of spare chassis on the same line he’d come from. “PIE, you are one good looking droid!” His mechanical voice exuded exclamation in how he marveled and feigned over the replica chassis within the storage unit. “@OOM-016-ASTRO and OOM-004-DONUT only wish they could look as good as you!” He continued on with his admiration of himself, while casting a cursory glance toward the spare chassis belonging to the two respective B1 units. The gaze of his photoreceptors then fell on the spare chassis belonging to the unit leader,
OOM-001-JELLYBEAN
. The violent trim shined bright and, as if he even knew what such a thing was, he leaned up against a mechanism nearby the lifeless row of chassis. “Now you look good,” he said. “Not as good as PIE, though.” His pose now mirrored, as closely as a B1 unit could manage, a somewhat seductive post, his three digitted hand rising to stroke his non-existent chin. “PIE will talk to you later.”
He stood once again to his full stature, contorting his frame to face the B1 leader’s spare once again. His hand rose to her shoulder, however he paid no attention to the fact that he’d shifted his weight to release mechanism for one of his own spares. As more of his weight pressed against it, an audible click sounded out and the spare chassis the mechanism was connected to jettisoned forward before crashing into the durasteel surface of the storage unit. If it were possible, his expression would have shifted to one of horror as he witnessed his perfection careen with the hard floor, scratching and scuffing it.
“Ooooh noooo!!” PIE somewhat panicked, his personality matrix searching for the correct algorithm in response to the event. But instead he simply settled on scolding himself. “Stupid PIE.”
Next, it finally hit him that he didn’t in fact know where he was. Like, what city? Planet? Where? He scurried around a moment before a ping sounded off somewhere inside the container followed by some sort of transmission that echoed throughout. PIE jumped as the sudden stimuli startled him.
”Luna Terrik” said:”This is the grand marshal. I don’t care how you droids do it, but I need that tunnel closed now. I’m sure your sensors have already read the heat rising. You do not have much time in there. We need you to close that tunnel as quickly as you can..”
PIE responded with a triumphant “Roger, roger” standing tall and proud as he could. He spun on his heel and charged out of the storage containment bound for where his sensors indicated the rest of the unit of B1’s had congregated. He didn’t even stop to gather his standard issue E-5 Blaster Rifle knowing good and well that it was hero time. And no one was as awesome at being a hero as PIE!
Before long, PIE made his way triumphantly out into the streets of . . . hold up! What even was this place? Can PIE get a reset? He dashed over to a local Twi’lek and frantically spoke. “PIE does not know where PIE is. PIE hopes organic will help PIE. What place is this?” He wasn’t great with words, that much was easy enough to discern, however he did his best to make up for it with the gusto and fanfare his vocabulator managed to generate.
The yellow skinned Twi’lek stepped back, startled as to what was going on. “Uh . . . uh . . . Ryloth?” A confused expression enveloped her facial features and in that moment PIE determined he had been quite rude not to let her know of the hero he was. Of how he was going to save the day!
“PIE is here on important mission! PIE is hero!” The words spit from his vocabulator with a certain gusto to them. An over abundance of confidence. Or was that foolishness. “PIE thanks small organic. PIE wishes organic pleasant day!” With that said, PIE dashed forward once more, bound for where his sensors indicated his unit had gathered.
The young, Twi’lek local simply stood there amiss and dumbfounded but whatever it was that had transpired. A droid frolicking through the streets and talking in a strange manner? A hero? Uh...what?!
Shortly thereafter, he had come upon the garage where he saw the rest of his brothers, sisters and cousins hunkering down at the entrance. So . . . he did what PIE did. He rushed to their side and stood all champion like before them. His hand lay upon his hips, elbow joints angled outward. He was a proud droid, though whether or not that was a coding mishap would likely never be known. He’d been this way since he’d seen his first activation. To PIE, PIE was best. No other compared! Well JELLYBEAN came close, but PIE was best.
”OOM-001-JELLYBEAN” said:“Retreat! This is a trap. Two explosions, two holes, close-quarters. Hostile targets. Many, many hostile targets!”
If it were at all possible, an arrogant smirk would have made its way across PIE’s face and he let out a very faint and brief huff of a chuckle.
”OOM-001-JELLYBEAN” said:”They’re escaping! I’m gonna lose my promotion!”
His gaze turned toward the group, before settling on JELLYBEAN. With a palpable confidence, PIE spoke his next words with a degree of boastfulness one might believe impossible for a droid to possess. Much less a B1.
“NEVER FEAR, PIE IS HERE!”
As the last of the phrasing leapt from his vocabulator, PIE launched himself headstrong into the abyss. Bound for whatever it was that they’d just retreated from. Not even a blaster in tow. PIE was here to save the day and he intended to do just that!
However, confidence came to a screeching halt as the stampede ran right through him. His chassis banged around between strange organic forms and the hard ground beneath. Limbs broke off, seeing themselves fly here and there before the head freed itself from the chassis with a pop. “Well, this did not go as PIE planned. PIE will hear about this for sure.” as the words faded the operation of the unit went dark. But PIE was not finished. No, certainly not. PIE had already begun redownloading into a spare chassis and well as you may have guessed, PIE darted out of the storage containment once more, again forgetting to arm himself for a blaster prior to leaving.
As he would arrive again, PIE would crouch down with the others. “Bad idea. PIE had very bad idea.”
He paused, taking it all in. Slight disorientation still affecting him as he adjusted to the new chassis.
“But,” he started, “never fear, PIE is here.”
[*]PIE is activated
[*]PIE figures out where he is (weaponless when leaves storage)
[*]PIE charges into stampede; dies
[*]PIE reboots and returns (new chassis/weaponless)
[*]PIE figures out where he is (weaponless when leaves storage)
[*]PIE charges into stampede; dies
[*]PIE reboots and returns (new chassis/weaponless)
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