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Rusty

Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
"I've gots a rib spreader," Rusty holla'd maliciously.

Dude pulled tha wicked lookin thang from his thugged-out lil' pack n' set it up on tha table. Da Shard was not a god damn thang if not prepared, n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had brought along tha instrument on tha off chizzle dat one of mah thugs set his ass up fo' dat joke yo. Dude hadn't peeped such a slick execution since Emperor Cygnuz of tha Muwari playas on a uncharted backwata up in tha Outa Rim had ordered his hoe ta be put ta dirtnap fo' adultery wit a howitzer n' a straight-up particular target up in mind fo' tha glock crew.

Da memory threatened ta set him, giggling, so Rusty decided ta give his freshly smoked up drank a try.

Da rum was a cold-ass lil straight-up different experience from tha whiskey. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sweet, almost cloyingly so. Da Shard immediately decided dat da ruffneck didn't like it straight as much as he was horny bout tha whiskey yo, but dat shiznit was a mo' versatile beverage. This shiznit could probably be a ingredient up in a staggerin number of drinks. That would bear further investigation once they wrapped up on Bastion.

That would gotta wait. Rusty wrestled his crazy-ass mind back onto tha thang at hand.

"Men like dat have they pride yo. Dude knows he a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shitty-ass mother[bleep]er, n' dat da thug worthless ta our asses dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I imagine they've hit dat shiznit his ass over all dem times before n' dat schmoooove muthafucka aint cracked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For him, thatz a funky-ass badge of honor yo. Dude bout ta wear they failure like armor, n' it'll make his ass just as determined ta outlast our asses yo. Dude probably be thinkin time is on his side like a muthafucka. Either he'll take a thugged-out dirtnap on tha table, or his thugged-out lil' playas will rescue his muthafuckin ass. I be willin ta bet yo' playas aint holla'd at his ass he legally dead yet, so no rescue, which means his dopest hope is ta take a thugged-out dirtnap under duress."

Da next item removed from tha seemingly bottomless pack was a medkit. This wasn't just any medkit, however n' shit. In dat shiznit was every last muthafuckin thang you'd need ta big-ass up any emergency medicinal procedure dat didn't call fo' fishin thangs all up in arteries or crackin open a skull fo' realz. Aid bags like dis was a staple of tha special forces hood, where operators might find theyselves away from proper medicinal care fo' months at a time fo' realz. A special forces medic was no match fo' a properly trained doctor on tha doctorz most shitty dizzle yo, but most of dem could keep all but da most thugged-out critically fucked up of patients kickin it indefinitely, or at least until they could git ta a hospitizzle. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. They took risks no sane doctor would eva take n' they workaroundz was often as crude as they was smart-ass yo, but tha way they saw it, a patient whoz ass lived ta diss was betta than a cold-ass lil corpse.

"My fuckin goal is ta make shizzle dat don't happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If you squint just right, most torture dat don't outright bust a cap up in is basically just a medicinal procedure. By takin tha proper precautions, we can make shizzle he lives until his schmoooove ass cracks. Mandos is a shitload like tha beskar they wear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It aint nuthin but tough as a muthafucka ta break yo, but when it do, it shatters."
I hope you're happy with yourself.
 
Pheroth rose up ta greet tha man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His grill was straight but wit tha hint of a grin, as his wild lil' grill always was. Da playa was talla than tha white haired lil' man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But da thug wasn't dat intimidated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. In fact, da thug was straight-up aiiight ta hook up tha man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "I be Pheroth Lisenthri. Pleased ta hook up you," da perved-out muthafucka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude placed his bangin right hand across his waist n' crossed his wild lil' feet, his fuckin left hand extendin up as his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bowed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was a straight-up polite greetin from his culture. "I done been searchin fo' one of mah thugs ta train me up in tha Force. I have studied it straight-up extensively. Da history of its use, its meanin n' tha events up in history dat it had a straight-up major effect on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I do know dat I be Force sensitizzle n' have fuckin started testin mah abilitizzles as you saw moments ago."

Da juice radiatin from dis playa up in front of Pheroth was tangible yo. Dude could feel dat shit. "Yo ass betta help me masta mah abilitizzles n' go beyond tha juice I have?" he axed wit a thugged-out dark smile. This was tha moment dat schmoooove muthafucka had been waitin fo' yo. His game could chizzle drastically.
 

increllable

Death is better than bondage.
Da lights was dim up in tha establishment dat Tulahi'rani served in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat shiznit was a funky-ass bustlin place dat never seemed ta be on tha down-low n' bidnizz was always booming. People, familiar or stranger, came n' went fo' bidnizz or pleasure; probably tha latter n' shit. Voices was drowned up by bangin noize comin from tha live crew dat was stationed at one end of tha big-ass room, they sound bouncin off tha walls, it seemed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Even if one of mah thugs was able ta hear other peoplez chit-chat, it would be drowned up by tha other multitudinous conversations. Though, dis place wasn't a place fo' talk, dat shiznit was a place dat survived off tha lust of nuff n' tha sufferin of others.

Da main room, called Da Floor - as up in "dizzle floor" - by dem playas whoz ass 'worked' there, had a shitload of, circular up in shape, miniature stages scattered bout up in a random placement. These stages was fo' tha dancers. Their style?

Exotic.

Tulahi'raniz current masta had a affinitizzle fo' Twi'lek females, as they beauty was renowned all up in tha galaxies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Twi'leks was phat fo' bidnizz, it seemed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They moved gracefully, they bodies captivatin tha eyez of nuff wit a single jut of tha hip, n' they flossed what tha fuck playas wanted ta peep yo, but just barely left anythang fo' imagination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Many of tha Twi'leks received unwanted touchin n' company as they danced, serviced, or entertained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There was no strict regulations up in tha establishment save for: no cappin', no jackin, no hustlin.

Had it been any other day, Tulahi'rani would be up on one of dem stages showin her muthafuckin ass off ta tha galaxy as a expert, knowin how tha fuck ta move each inch of her body ta be enticin yet cutesy simultaneously. That was her schtick, tha cute, dirty breakdancer n' shit. Tonight, however, wasn't a night ta be thugged-out or sexy, dat shiznit was a night ta be obedient n' a sight fo' sore eyes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was ta serve her masta n' one honored hommie of his thugged-out n' was not allowed ta ride dirty at all dat dizzle up in order ta conserve her juice. Everythang had ta be perfect. Tulahi'rani had ta be perfect.

Addin tha final finishin touchez of her usual eye makeup, tha pink Twi'lek leaned back up in her chair ta stare at her reflection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat shiznit was no secret dat dat biiiiatch was a sight ta behold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A true, unmatchable beauty, as all Twi'lek dem hoes were, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Dat shiznit was what tha fuck gots her tha fuck into dis mess up in tha straight-up original gangsta place. Twi'lek dem hoes was forced tha fuck into slavery cuz of heir beauty, grace, n' natural horny-ass appeal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Dat shiznit was mo' than common n' half a step mo' than expected, dat shiznit was a way of game, it seemed.

"Tula!" A gruff voice hollered, followed by tha sound of a cold-ass lil curtain bein drawn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A pink curtain covered tha entrizzle of her lil' small-ass quarters. Doors was not allowed fo' tha workers. Immediately, tha biatch stood up wit her handz by her side. Da harsh grill of her masta crossed her vision n' a gangbangin' fire deep up in tha pit of her stomach kindled slightly. Oh, how tha fuck she'd trip off makin dat grill any bit uglier n' shit. "Git downstairs. Now! Dey'll be arroivin' any minute an' I don' want you ta ding-a-ling it up!"

"Yes, master." Biatch replied, followin her ordaz n' rushed past his ass without another word. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As she made her way tha fuck into tha back room of tha establishment, Tula took a minute ta look up at Da Floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Many of her playaz was up they stages, others was on tha lapz of hustlas, n' all dem of dem had trays up in they hands. Was dis truly how tha fuck tha rest of her game was goin ta be, biatch? Feignin pleasure, bein used n' reused everyday?

No. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch refused ta let dat shit.

Now up in tha back room, Tula placed a silver tray on tha separate bar dat was located there, preparin ta serve any drank her masta wanted fo' his wild lil' freakadelic hommie n' his dirty ass. This room was fo' meetings her masta deemed blingin, like fuckin tha one dat was ta take place, n' no one except dem he allowed was permitted here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. In tha time dat freaky freaky biatch had ta her muthafuckin ass, tha Twi'lek let her shouldaz sag. When will her torment end?

Grabbin a smalla glass, Tula fixed her muthafuckin ass a quick drank of whatever brew was closest ta her n' downed it expertly. In her opinion, she needed it yo. Her masta had deemed her one of his wild lil' favorites n' dat biiiiatch was given other special allowances most of tha others was not.

Takin dranks fo' her muthafuckin ass was one dat dunkadelic hoe took advantage of often.

And now, dat biiiiatch waited wit silver tray up in hand, standin up in front of tha bar, fo' her masta n' his honored guest.

I AM SCREAMING
 
Oh my god, this is too much.


A long silence followed, n' Mekka inspected fo' a while her freshly smoked up visitor n' tha slave dat accompanied her, dark golden eyes hustlin down n' back up fo' a moment frozen up in time. Right back up in yo muthakarkin ass. Biatch was a cold-ass lil curious indeed - they both was - fo' dat freaky freaky biatch had never peeped her species before, yet dat freaky freaky biatch had heard of such creatures. This specimen seemed particularly strikin ta her, she noted, fo' her preferences was slightly mo' liberal than her freak's. This one, however, had a mystique bout her dat was hard as kark ta put tha kark into lyrics. Right back up in yo muthakarkin ass. Biatch resonated wit a aura dat was hard as kark ta ignore, yet rather undefinable; a thugged-out darkness. Right back up in yo muthakarkin ass. Biatch gave a ambiguous smile dat seemed ta bear elementz of warmth, lust n' venom bundled tha kark into one expression, as her amber eyes was rappin of thangs altogether knowin n' devious.

"First," da hoe karkin started, voice like black velvet. "Formalitizzles is up in order n' poodoo. I be Lady Mekka Zull, tha Red Dragon of Purgatory, n' I welcome you ta mah domain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass are?" Biatch gestured ta tha seats all up in tha front of tha balcony dat surrounded a lil' small-ass glass table, n' clicked her fingers fo' tha waita ta come ta dem wild-ass muthakarkas. "A glass of Andoan fo' mah dirty ass. But what tha kark shall mah Sith playa n' her servant have?" Biatch grinned perniciously.
[MEMBER="BRIGA TIIN"]!!
 
"Krayzen so tha battle continue yo. Dude estimated dat fo' every last muthafuckin Techno Union soldier dat died, ten Dirtnap Night pimps joined up in tha real of chaos. Da Anzat knew tha realm existed, knowin full well dat fo' his fuckin lil' dark sided deeds, da thug would be goin there soon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That was why he planned on peepin' how tha fuck ta revive his dirty ass before da ruffneck took a dirt nap yo, but he knew such a art was ancient, n' only all dem knew bout dat shit. Da chancez of peepin' it was against his ass yo, but then again, over a cold-ass lil century ago, no one would believe da thug would have joined tha One Sith, n' reach dis stage up in his wild lil' freakadelic game.

Da Anzati powerhouse then went ta attack, continuin ta big-ass up a hybridization of Djem So, n' other martial art forms yo. Dude reflected bolt afta bolt, tha muscle suit helpin his ass move much mo' easier cuz of tha fact dat it took all tha weight from his thugged-out armor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Krayzen then so tha leader of tha Dirtnap Night(in dis camp at least) attempted ta escape, n' da perved-out muthafucka sensed da thug was a moderate force user n' shit. Why did I not sense his ass before, biatch? tha pimpin' muthafucka though curiously as da thug went ta stop his muthafuckin ass.

Soon, da thug was within a cold-ass lil close amount of distizzle from tha leader dat he leader so it as futile ta run away, especially from a Anzat.

"I suggest you surrender."

"Never!" da perved-out muthafucka stated, activatin a phrik blade dat was enhanced wit force weapon.

Krayzen was momentarily surprised yo, but da thug was locked n loaded fo' any attack, or counta attack.

"Then it shall be yo' fall." da perved-out muthafucka stated, as he run ta battle his muthafuckin ass. "
 

Gavin XIII

Sour Candy Sithspawn
Gavin looked at Marzena as dat thugged-out biiiatch came up next ta his muthafuckin ass. Oh, so now dat biiiiatch wanted ta rush. Funny yo. He'd bet scrilla dat dat biiiiatch was waitin fo' his ass ta act like a porno detectizzle n' drop some chedda up in return fo' some shiznit. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da thought made his ass chuckle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was starin at him, n' he just answered tha look wit a grin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude tilted his head quizzically all up in tha shopkeeper, then wordlessly grabbed his ass by tha collar n' threw his ass across tha room all up in tha playa wit tha shotgun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da lady just gots his cold-ass tongue stuck up at her muthafuckin ass.

"I aint a hustla, Marzipan."

His laugh was interrupted by tha feelin of a knife gettin thrown tha fuck into his chest fo' realz. Ah, there was tha excitement fo' realz. A bangin roar escaped his ass as he grabbed a cold-ass lil certain scar-faced playa who'd tried ta stick another knife up in his back from behind tha counted.

"Definitely not a hustla."
For your entertainment, [member="Marzena Choi"]
 
A simple biatch by birth, Safirielz early game is without much interest or excitement. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch may recall all dem summer thangs, evenings up wit playaz dropped on tha sunny shore of some beach ghetto millionz of parsecs away. But most of dis is lost up in tha gapin hole left up in her memory afta her defeat n' transformation all up in tha handz of Darth Ferus . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch has lost much of what tha fuck she once was, n' what tha fuck remains is lil mo' than pale, cold, n' passionless desire ta kill, maxed behind a pimpin' face.

Reelin from what tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had become become, Safiriel wandered tha fo' months, comin ta grips wit whom dat biiiiatch was. Durin dis time she fell tha fuck up in ludd wit a girl, Echo Kora n' dropped nuff months at her side, before returnin ta her dutizzles up in tha Sith Empire. Durin a chillaxin dizzle wit her freak n' playas, dat biiiiatch was approached by her lord, n' promote ta both tha Rank of Knight, n' given tha task of safeguardin tha royal crew n' tha straight-up original gangsta apprentice fo' realz. Afta nuff muthafuckin successful assassination, Safiriel traveled up tha fuck into tha voidz of space, ta Yavin 4 Where da hoe fuckin started her search fo' tha legendary armor of Exar Kun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With freshly smoked up knowledges up in hand, she once again n' again n' again wandered, before stumblin across tha home of tha bangin sage Alexandra Feanor . Leavin wit a gangbangin' far betta grip on her game, Safiriel moonwalked back ta tha seat of tha Sith Empire, fo' fine tunin n' practice wit her bladework.

Sometime lata she moonwalked back ta Yavin IV, makin tha temple of Exar Kun tha fuck into a sort of home, n' hustlin center, where lil' acolytes n' apprentices could come ta learn from her, no matta they lordz or alignments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Dat shiznit was durin dis time she kicked it wit Ember Rekali n' Briga Tiin one a gangbangin' fabeled n' bangin Witchmaster, tha other a lil' priestess takin her first steps up in tha force. One sought ta know of her intents, tha other sought tha knowledges Safiriel possessed as a mackdaddy n' shit. Inspired by her successes teaching, Safiriel proposed tha construction of a Academy fo' force sensitives, where she might further aid lil' Jedi n' Sith up in pimpin they powers.

Her premises fell tha fuck into abandon as tha Emperor was deposed, n' Safiriel drew away from ballistics. Takin dis time ta close her bond n' marry her freak, dat biiiiatch withdrew from tha turmoil of tha galaxy as a whole fo' like some time. Recently returnin wit a inner clarity, dat freaky freaky biatch has regained a shitload of her previous harsh steel yo, but tempered by tha ludd affection n' kindnizz of her hoe.
 

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