Ugohr Poof
The Traveling Gungan Salesman
"Wesa manufacture stink bombs, yes, and wesa use disen stink bombs for crowd control. As for da hydrostatic bubbles wesa use for oursa underwater cities, and to a lesser extent in oursa surface cities, theysa not let in contaminants from da water"
True, Gungans often conjured images of underwater bubble cities, such as Otoh Gunga, the Gungan capital, and [member="Scherezade deWinter"] was asking questions about Gungans that seemed increasingly disturbing. Especially the last question, which, in his mind, implied the human girl wanted to boil Gungan tadpoles. Even then, he seldom met non-Gungans that actually wanted to learn more about Gungans beyond realty or diet. While, of course, Ugohr could give her a few fish and seafood recipes, or a few tips for navigating Gungan municipal ordinances, clearly she was motivated to go after some other bit of knowledge. True, Gungans, as with any aquatic species, seemed to like baths; bathtubs were some of the main Gungan exports, as were hydrostatic field generators. Just that, rather than to talk about boiling Gungans, he'd instead frame the answer in terms of what precautions Gungans took for taking hot baths, because he himself took those hot baths in question. But he did not sell hot tubs, so he wouldn't try to sell her any of those implements.
"If yousa go to a Gungan hotel, yousa would realize dat wesa usually set limits on hot water up to about 75-80 degrees Celsius; itsa because hotter water issa dangerous for usen, and even den itsa not recommended for Gungans to take more dan tenksa minutes in a bath at disen temperature. Hydrostatic fields can withstand higher temperatures dan usen Gungans"
True, Gungans often conjured images of underwater bubble cities, such as Otoh Gunga, the Gungan capital, and [member="Scherezade deWinter"] was asking questions about Gungans that seemed increasingly disturbing. Especially the last question, which, in his mind, implied the human girl wanted to boil Gungan tadpoles. Even then, he seldom met non-Gungans that actually wanted to learn more about Gungans beyond realty or diet. While, of course, Ugohr could give her a few fish and seafood recipes, or a few tips for navigating Gungan municipal ordinances, clearly she was motivated to go after some other bit of knowledge. True, Gungans, as with any aquatic species, seemed to like baths; bathtubs were some of the main Gungan exports, as were hydrostatic field generators. Just that, rather than to talk about boiling Gungans, he'd instead frame the answer in terms of what precautions Gungans took for taking hot baths, because he himself took those hot baths in question. But he did not sell hot tubs, so he wouldn't try to sell her any of those implements.
"If yousa go to a Gungan hotel, yousa would realize dat wesa usually set limits on hot water up to about 75-80 degrees Celsius; itsa because hotter water issa dangerous for usen, and even den itsa not recommended for Gungans to take more dan tenksa minutes in a bath at disen temperature. Hydrostatic fields can withstand higher temperatures dan usen Gungans"