Unofficially Official Chaos Podcast: Sith Edition! ( Chaos Bullies! >:o )

[JanesBatter]

We do not apologize for the following interruption to the already interrupted podcast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzSL38lwUCQ&ab_channel=HDAnimeMusic

Thank you for listening! Ugh, that was probably the worst thing I had to do for this darn company. Wait, we're still on air? Well turn it o-!

Welcome, to Chaos! (Sith Edition!)

Hello, readers. As you may know I, the most glorious and hostess of Welcome to Chaos have been gone for two hours! If you are wondering how that is, it is because time is a lot faster where you are! Or slower. I get the two confused. No matter, today after our regular program, we have a few very special guests. Now as a reminder to those who do not remember what our... religious users wield, keep in mind it is literally a form of sword that carries about a plasma piece! So...! Don't laugh at them! Haha, anyways, to the weekly community board.

First hour: Expect someone to die because of a store robbery. More information is instantly disclosed and you will be pulled in for questioning.
Third hour: Discuss missing second hour and ponder your existing properties out loud to our mighty overlord and time keeper.
Second hour: Continue as you normally would.
Fourth hour: Rain!

Now to the traffic report.

Slow down there buster, this isn't the freeway! Ahk, people these days... Young people these days! Oh, that should be a thing. Let me write it down real fast. Woah! Slow down there! Flipping tables and L's! I nearly lost my pen.

That will conclude our traffic report.

Because we are always afraid and worrying about what will ever happen if we ask our mighty overlords of Cake Bake Radio station, I'm afraid our special stories will have to wait until next time. Without further ado, let me take the microphone into the guest room where our company is already quite enjoying the complimentary and sort of free refreshments.

Spoiler

[member="Isamu Baelor"]
[member="Darth Vornskr"]
[member="Lassiter"]
[member="Darth Isolda"]
[member="Nima Tann"]
[member="Safiriel Bane"]
[member="James Justice"] (I know you like this, baby.)

Please continue the podcast as you normally would. For all actions, simply put in *Sounds the action would make.* Thank you.

 

[Tanith Alde]

"No, three spoons of sugar....You're out of sugar? How can you be out of sugar?! Fine....Yes I'll calm down...Yes, I'll take honey as a substitute" *Grumbles* "How can there be no sugar though seriously? I've only had seven cups of tea...Absolutely disgraceful...Oh what? We're live? Um...Hi"

 

[Darth Ophidia]

*slurping sound, followed by a moment of silence* Good evening, and welcome to the Sith Edition of the Chaos Broadcast. You know, we get a bad reputation, with the killing, and the maiming, and the constant threat of violent invasion. Believe me when I say, most of it is just Jedi propag- That is a human skull, and it's a cup. Wow. *scribbled notes* Going to need some of those at home. Where was I, oh yes. Jedi propaganda! Those holier-than-thou loonies will force you to live in constant self-denial. We in the One Sith believe in the complete realisation of self through acceptance of a few simple truths: Peace is a lie and the galaxy belongs to us.

 

[JanesBatter]

"Yes, hello... Your name. I did not realize we would be out of sugar so quickly! Intern Macklyn, please go out, oh I'm sorry, intern ja- intern Ais- Intern Jase! Please go out and fetch more sugar."

"Now, we have sugar on our way. What exactly drew you here to our little station besides the threatening anonymous message that I have no form of knowing about?"

[member="Safiriel Bane"]

"Oh, yes, I do quite see." *Loud, obnoxious chair squealing sounds followed by a plush sitting down.* "Now, a lot of people are already flooding my holopad here, asking simply: why does the galaxy belong to the Sith? Why not the other side of... oh, was it Joody, or something?"

[member="Darth Ophidia"]

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="JanesBatter"]

"I am glad you ask, Jane. It's Jane right? There is a very simple reason for this and I will tell you. You see *lightsabre being activated and moved* None of you can stop us. Even if they did push us back into the shadows, we would return stronger, better, more fierce than ever. It's inevitable."

 

[JanesBatter]

"Oh, now we're getting a lot of spam about how everyone else can take you on. We'll put this to the side, as they clearly dislike the thought of being burned to death by your... plasma thing? Now, you mentioned others push you back into the shadows. What exactly happens when you are... momentarily hidden in the dark?"

[member="Darth Ophidia"]

 

[Darth Ophidia]

[member="JanesBatter"]

"It's a lightsabre, dear. Oh, the shadow days are mostly spent doing training montages and plotting to overthrow the current power. Also, we have played some epic games of Dejarik. *lightsabre is moved and hits something, cue: wilhelm scream.* Oh my. He won't be walking again any time soon *lightsabre extinguishes*"

 

[JanesBatter]

"Oh, yes. I've heard plenty about that lightsaber! I also do enjoy the every now and then hologame. Now without a doubt, it is to say the political figures of um.. One Sith, have been planning something special for the future. Might you know anything about this, any enlightenment or darkness you may shed onto the curious ears and eyes of our listeners and readers?"

[member="Darth Ophidia"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

*Safiriel is very grumpily refusing to speak untill her tea and sugar addictions are met. Silent, icy glares are shifted at the others within the room. They are icy enough to cause visible frost on several objects*

 

[Darth Ophidia]

"Oh, nothing I can elaborate upon. They would have my head... literally. So, I think I will call it for me tonight. It's been a pleasure, Jane. Here, have this pamphlet, and remember: Peace is a lie; there is only passion. *sounds of movement and removing microphone* Did you run the trace? Good, fire up the ship, I'll be right there. "

[member="JanesBatter"]

 

[JanesBatter]

"Oh, good bye! And just in time, isn't it? We have sugar! Thank you. Now, again may we continue our conversation while I put this suspicious pamphlet very far away from me?"

[member="Safiriel Bane"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

"Of Course Jane, after I've gotten my tea of course" *Audible twitching of nearby crew members as Safiriel looks at them, followed by a sigh* "Much better, now, where were we?"

[member="JanesBatter"]

 

[JanesBatter]

"Um... Dear me, I forgot. But it is a bit chilly in here. Oh, thank you." *Soft sounds of snuggling into a large blanket can be heard.* "I believe we were asking what drew you here into the station, besides, of course, any anonymous messages threatening to kill you or any loved ones... I wouldn't know anything about that of course, just in case that was a situation you have found yourself in."

 

[Tanith Alde]

"I believe I was promised tea. As it was defined ' a boundless and infinite feast of the galaxy's widest selection of exotic teas" What I received was a pack of lemon tea. I am perturbed about this" *The last words are delivered in a monotone*

 

[JanesBatter]

"Well that is a simple... fix. I believe one of our crew members owns a tea shop, so... After this section of the podcast, we can most certainly get that prepared for you! What exactly do you have to say about the topic of Joody and Sith?"


[member="Safiriel Bane"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

"Well Really, I think Joody and Sith aren't a good couple. Joody is always fooling around with other men, and whenever Sith finds out, he does always get into such a temper...You are talking about the popular soap opera 'Under Coruscanti Covers' Yes?"

[member="JanesBatter"]

 

[JanesBatter]

"Well, I think so yes. Right now you're the story teller, but I personally think Joody simply wishes to express her feelings that Sith isn't letting them. This leads to the conflict that makes the opera what it is, almost like a reality thing involving personal problems the cast and director had previously experienced."

[member="Safiriel Bane"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

"My that might be it. I've never really looked at the underlying causes and messages, more at the direct image they give us. Maybe the frusations and such expirience by Joody are just expressed in the wrong way, and if Sith just approached her to talk, they could finally follow through with the wedding they've been putting off for two years"

[member="JanesBatter"]

 

[JanesBatter]

"... You know, know what I think about it, I was talking about the other Sith, the one with the lightsabres and such. I forgot which Joody I was talking about in all honestly. What opinions do you have on them?"

[member="Safiriel Bane"]

 

[Tanith Alde]

" Oh..Oh them, my apologios. I've got really into soap ops lately. Well let me see...Honestly I don't hold much stalk in either. I value personal liberties, and tea...Always tea. While the idea of training and such isn't bad, the hierachy and order in my opionion is, but, thats just me"

[member="JanesBatter"]